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Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

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okii

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revisited this amv i started 4ever ago n finished it up at the beginning of last month !! cub has such a special place in my heart, wish i had time 2 animate all their songs </3

(ps the quality here is intentional, but theres a high res version + lotsa process stuff on my patreon if that interests any1)

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there's a lot to shit on kojima for but I gotta respect that

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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

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she has been pickled for her crimes

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i didnt know you were allowed to do things for the sake of wanting to do things. i thought you were just supposed to keep that locked inside your ribcage and let it rot you inside out until youre limping around as the desiccated corpse of who you could have been

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Legend meeting legend

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i really like deltarune btw

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love staying in hotels that have those mounted dispensers for shampoo and conditioner in the shower instead of individual minis for every guest to steal. makes me feel really involved in something. that's not My hair goop that's Our hair goop, it also belonged to everybody who was in here before me. and everyone after me. just glad to be part of something, really.

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Did you check the weather? - Jeremy Miranda , 2024.

American , b. 1980 -

Acrylic on board , 7 x 8 in.