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and just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, you want to fuck a blonde guy

[two-birds-and-a-bush]

and just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, you want to fuck a blonde guy

[two-birds-and-a-bush]

and just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, you want to fuck a blonde guy

[two-birds-and-a-bush]

and just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, you want to fuck a blonde guy

[two-birds-and-a-bush]

and just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, you want to fuck a blonde guy

[two-birds-and-a-bush]

and just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, you want to fuck a blonde guy

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Desperate Wetting After Work! I try so hard to hold back the flood!

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imagine a couple in bed, A and B. A has a dick, and is lying behind B as the big spoon... but eventually A gets horny and starts lazily thigh fucking B with a little bit of lube from the nightstand.

B has their thighs pressed tightly together, and as A fucks forward, B can see the little pink tip of their penis poking out whenever A pushes in all the way. it's so cute... B lets their fingers drift down to toy with it when it emerges.

then B feels the first hint of wetness. not pre cum... it's too much and too thin... did A just pee a little?

the next leak informs B that yes, A definitely peed... and they're even doing it more. little wet gushes, squirts, and piddles keep leaking out, wetting B's thighs, dripping onto the bed, angling and spurting to wee on B's lower belly a little... B can see the small yellow dribble coming out of that cute pink nub that keeps peeking out from between B's thighs... the hot liquid is getting stronger.

soon, A is just going. they felt horny, and they needed to potty, and now they're peeing the bed while their hard weewee is pressed between B's legs. the sensation almost makes B feel like they're the one having an accident!

A is moaning and pissing, making a puddle, still hard and needy... B just lets them let it out.

(I think A would fuck B's pissy thighs until they came, and B would pee on their cock directly after. two can play at that game.)

Oh that's HOT! Cuddles leading to lazy sex because horny happened is just adorable, and it seems like someone was too invested to get up and empty their bladder first... Well, no harm done! The bed will need to be cleaned up anyway, might as well get it nice and messy~

Thanks for the ask!

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love calling pants pissing “going”. underrated omo thing. “i’m going on myself”, “im going in my pants”, “i went before i could find a bathroom”. what if i just cum right now

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thanks for cumming to me ;3

what if I told you this wasn't even the first time ;)

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WAIT I JUST REALIZED I COULD LIE DOWN IN BED AND MAKE UP A FAKE BEDWETTING SCENARIO IN MY HEAD omg omg doing this now

it's finally the end of an absolutely exhausting work week and I am rewarding myself with something I haven't done in years: making a diaper out of a towel and garbage bag, waiting until I have to go really bad and then wetting it. I'm sitting in bed with a moderately full bladder and already I'm so turned on by it I can't stop bucking my hips inside the diaper. will keep you updated on how this goes (tease me in my asks? 👉👈)

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getting the diaper back on when I had to go so bad was a Struggle but by god I did it. now back to sitting in bed and wiggling while I try to decide how long I should hold on before letting go

it's finally the end of an absolutely exhausting work week and I am rewarding myself with something I haven't done in years: making a diaper out of a towel and garbage bag, waiting until I have to go really bad and then wetting it. I'm sitting in bed with a moderately full bladder and already I'm so turned on by it I can't stop bucking my hips inside the diaper. will keep you updated on how this goes (tease me in my asks? 👉👈)

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gottapeegottapeegottapee gotta peeeeeeeee

it's finally the end of an absolutely exhausting work week and I am rewarding myself with something I haven't done in years: making a diaper out of a towel and garbage bag, waiting until I have to go really bad and then wetting it. I'm sitting in bed with a moderately full bladder and already I'm so turned on by it I can't stop bucking my hips inside the diaper. will keep you updated on how this goes (tease me in my asks? 👉👈)

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dinner closes soon so I'm reverting to normal clothes and going to grab that with a bursting bladder. wish me luck :')

it's finally the end of an absolutely exhausting work week and I am rewarding myself with something I haven't done in years: making a diaper out of a towel and garbage bag, waiting until I have to go really bad and then wetting it. I'm sitting in bed with a moderately full bladder and already I'm so turned on by it I can't stop bucking my hips inside the diaper. will keep you updated on how this goes (tease me in my asks? 👉👈)

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bending over the end of my bed so the bedpost digs into my bladder >>>>

it's finally the end of an absolutely exhausting work week and I am rewarding myself with something I haven't done in years: making a diaper out of a towel and garbage bag, waiting until I have to go really bad and then wetting it. I'm sitting in bed with a moderately full bladder and already I'm so turned on by it I can't stop bucking my hips inside the diaper. will keep you updated on how this goes (tease me in my asks? 👉👈)

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desperate femboys in bunny suits bouncing and squirming around, just barely managing to pull their leaking cocks out of their leotards in time. is this anything

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am I wiggling constantly because I need to pee or because I'm just that damn horny? only god knows

it's finally the end of an absolutely exhausting work week and I am rewarding myself with something I haven't done in years: making a diaper out of a towel and garbage bag, waiting until I have to go really bad and then wetting it. I'm sitting in bed with a moderately full bladder and already I'm so turned on by it I can't stop bucking my hips inside the diaper. will keep you updated on how this goes (tease me in my asks? 👉👈)