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Thrift store shopping gone wrong
I imagine Rose just always would pick out the most tasteless and funniest shirts mankind has ever made.
#out of frybits ~ [ ooc ]#heavy metal rose petal ~ [ rose quartz ]#whos up for a round of steven tag ~ [ musings ]#momther ~ [ tsh rose quartz ]#hybrid son of a diamond ~ [ gem steven ]
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Lol I think pear from the cbf is very toxic :( if you’re a waffles kinnie stay awayy from me
"I know, Pear is such a piece of shit character... I mean how could you deceive your own friends like it's fucking second nature you crying bastard fruit!"
"I don't know what a kinnie is to be real with you... never heard that phrase in my life."
#budding questions deserve blooming answers ~ [ answered asks ]#hybrid son of a diamond ~ [ gem steven ]#show yourself ~ [ anonymous ]
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#out of frybits ~ [ ooc ]#permafusion ~ [ steven universe ]#electrifying rage ~ [ yellow diamond ]#overflowing tears ~ [ blue diamond ]
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Steven Universe fan theories for like five years
#out of frybits ~ [ ooc ]#heavy metal rose petal ~ [ rose quartz ]#the form she shed ~ [ pink diamond ]
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Legacy can be a blessing or a curse💎
#out of frybits ~ [ ooc ]#permafusion ~ [ steven universe ]#heavy metal rose petal ~ [ rose quartz ]#the form she shed ~ [ pink diamond ]
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#out of frybits ~ [ ooc ]#expert swordswoman ~ [ pearl ]#gemstone blacksmith ~ [ bismuth ]#cracked porceline ~ [ pink pearl ]#who is she ~ [ mystery girl ]#silly rose ~ [ rose 1 ]#mature rose ~ [ rose 2 ]#the rose who fucks ~ [ rose 3 ]#pearls human fan club ~ [ Khadijah Jaime and Brandish ]#big mayor do he nut#mayor dewey#loser#mom squared ~ [ garnet ]#big sis ~ [ amethyst ]#permafusion ~ [ steven universe ]#jam bud ~ [ connie ]#best dad ever ~ [ greg universe ]
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Rose Quartz
I haven't been here for years, how are you? Art by me;)
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They hate me for my cockless weathervane swag
"I... why do you have a weathervane with a penis on it?"
#budding questions deserve blooming answers ~ [ answered asks ]#hybrid son of a diamond ~ [ gem steven ]#show yourself ~ [ anonymous ]
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My balls work fine by the way.
"NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT!!"
#budding questions deserve blooming answers ~ [ answered asks ]#hybrid son of a diamond ~ [ gem steven ]#show yourself ~ [ anonymous ]#big mayor do he nut#loser#YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM PEARL I SWEAR TO FUCK IF I HAVE SOME WEIRD HYBRID THAT'S YOUR CHILD I WILL HOCKEY CHECK PEARL HAS A FAVOR TO HE#TO SPITE YOU
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sHE ELBOW DROPPED MY DICK
"I told you she wasn't into you... I don't know what to tell you Billiam... maybe you should just take the single life with pride, you sad sad little man."
#budding questions deserve blooming answers ~ [ answered asks ]#hybrid son of a diamond ~ [ gem steven ]#show yourself ~ [ anonymous ]#big mayor do he nut#loser#pearl's gonna do the same thing but emotionaly#take the hint you dipshit
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I miss my wife, Steven. I miss her a lot. I’ll be back.
"Alright, Billiam."
"I mean she's not dead... she's just not into you any more... you still have Fantaisie... at least that's where she told me you had your honeymoon."
#budding questions deserve blooming answers ~ [ answered asks ]#hybrid son of a diamond ~ [ gem steven ]#big mayor do he nut#show yourself ~ [ anonymous ]#fancy in french per google translate to be the SU equivilant of France#also stay away from her please#for your health
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Dont worry!! This drunk baby is forklift certified!
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"drunk baby"
#budding questions deserve blooming answers ~ [ answered asks ]#hybrid son of a diamond ~ [ gem steven ]#show yourself ~ [ anonymous ]
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There is construction equipment here now. Beep beep 🚜
I hope you're certified.
#budding questions deserve blooming answers ~ [ answered asks ]#hybrid son of a diamond ~ [ gem steven ]#show yourself ~ [ anonymous ]
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Went viral again, I’m just gonna start stacking ham in your inbox
"That is a lot of ham... Amethyst is gonna have a lot of work to do."
#budding questions deserve blooming answers ~ [ answered asks ]#hybrid son of a diamond ~ [ gem steven ]#show yourself ~ [ anonymous ]
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mY FAHKING NEWTS
"THE FUCK IS A NEWTS??"
#budding questions deserve blooming answers ~ [ answered asks ]#hybrid son of a diamond ~ [ gem steven ]#show yourself ~ [ anonymous ]
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I hired this worm to look at you
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"but .... but worms don't have eyes from what I understand?"
#budding questions deserve blooming answers ~ [ answered asks ]#hybrid son of a diamond ~ [ gem steven ]#show yourself ~ [ anonymous ]
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