twobeesornottwobees
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please do not percieve me and refrain from all observations | TERFS will be blocked and ridiculed | she/they
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Physical therapy is wild because they're always like "hey do this weird little movement" and you're like "hmm my brain doesn't seem to know how to activate that movement" and then they'll like trick your brain into doing it by making you do other movements first or making you resist against them moving you or some shit and your brain is like oooooh ✅ new movement unlocked. And then they tell you to do that movement 20 times a day and you do and it makes some part of your body you didn't even know was related hurt less. What the fuck.
#went to physical therapy for my foot and my pt said ‘okay we’re going to visibly change the musculature of your hip’#and you know what that shit worked#HUH???
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[on the verge of defeat and delirious with lust] i could be a wound in your heart that will never heal
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sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing
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Derelict Gothic Abbey ~ Jorge Carlos Gonzalez
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life can't be that bad when there's still cat and other assorted creatures
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The "peace president." [Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad]
#that man does NOT know how to use a comma after introductory words that come before the main clause#i refuse to believe#i canNOT countenance that
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Thinking about how Perrault's Cinderella forgave her stepsisters (but not, conspicuously, her stepmother) and matched them up "that very day" with fine husbands. "You want noble husbands?" I can hear her saying. "Okay, I asked the prince to find his most gormless, decent-looking, decently-rich, blandly inoffensive friends, so you can marry them and get away from your mother. Trust me, you'll thank me later."
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me and tsar nicholas ii on my ceiling
I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.
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Benslie 🤝 Teddie PARKS AND RECREATION (2009 - 2015) ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2021- )
#joyful love founded on a sincere desire to serve your community#and make the town/world/universe a better place#gets me everytime#see also: spock and kirk#wwx and lwj#eleanor and chidi#literally everyone in ted lasso
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