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Four like three weeks after this stupid term was coined, I thought quite quitting was ghosting your employer and seeing how long it'll still pay you

I like my definition better

Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

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today on neat hozier retweets: disappearing birds!

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this is so funny bro literally the second search option when you google Fitz is a Reddit thread about him being dumb. so when ppl have no idea who I’m talking about they google Fitz and see that immediately that’s so funny lmao

Happy FitzChivalry Farseer Friday

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studio trigger understood the assignment. i would let her wreck me.

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"I substituted out the egg for a mashed banana and it just would not set"

"I think it may be my oven"

"not sure what happened"

"I replaced the carrots with shredded kale"

"unsure what went wrong"

obsessed with these people

Like, really? You think it's the oven that was the issue? You really can't figure out what else might have gone wrong?

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normalize saying "okay💖 yay💖" while masc

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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i'm genuinely having so much fun writing a jock protagonist. can't believe i never tried this before. all these years i've been limiting myself needlessly

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link

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The next time I think to myself, “I can’t do that as a writer,” please remind me that Tamsyn bloody Muir wrote a coffee shop AU of her own novel into her own novel and I was so delighted to read that batshit insanity that I screeched like a pterodactyl alone in my bedroom, clapping my hands like a schoolgirl, thanks.

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Everyone else at Canaan House sees the Ninth and they're like "oh no, shadow cultists, they're so intimidating and intense! Let's be polite/distant/intimidating back to avoid getting involved and/or insulting them!

Palamedes meets them and says "holy shit they're both dumb as rocks I need to adopt them immediately" while Cam is telling him he has to stop bringing home pets.

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Idk about you, but the top 10 power outlets in my life have never once shocked me

Top ten power outlets. Number 1 will shock you. Number 2 will shock you. Number 3 will shock you. Number 4-

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Wayne, the last metal

Deeply upset that "Harmony's Balls" isn't a curse on Scadrial. Just imagine:

"He was lost as Harmony's Balls"

"You wanna keep acting up like that then you can go find Harmony's Balls!"

"you're as close to intelligent as Harmony is to his balls"

"That's about as useful as Harmony's Balls"

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I'm amazed by all these people who think the two options are identical

I guess it's really hard to be an informed voter if you have the reading comprehension skills of a first grader

Every time I advocate for voting people are like "no you shouldn't vote! Read this literature, it'll totally change the way you view voting!" And every single time it's the same fucking "you shouldn't vote because both parties are exactly the same so it won't make a difference who wins" bullshit wrapped up in some fancy language