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grown enough to admit the only rps ive ever truly loved were my pokemon mystery dungeon rps and all their au's <3

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this is my favorite post

you know what that means!

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"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "the bird and the ghost shan't date anyways since the first is dating a cowboy and the second a cat and also their relationship as time loop buddies is so much funnier" way @slayerlevampire

"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way

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um??? oh my god??? he???? himb???? he snf???? feed him?? his brain needs the??? nutri??? ents??? abra <3

He’s smelling something yummy. 

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that mew is so fcking comfy.

One comfy mew ☕️

It's just a comfy mew :>

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idk about ur gender anymore tell me which you

choose your hero, choose your partner

part 1 of pmd starters

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Having played PMD DX now, not letting you upgrade the base more in postgame was a really missed opportunity.

REUPLOAD from my old deleted account FYI. This is the only pic from there I rlly liked n want 2 keep so don't expect other reuploads.

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This is why Grovyle doesn't tend to show affection very often

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what was that one post? "oh she's proceeding"

He's in a hurry 😂

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literally nothing more sexy and attractive

when ur talking abt headcanons w/ ur friend and they start typing for a really long time

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til that the golden chick mascot, clucky, does not have any lewd art of him.

i wasn't really disappointed to find this out, I just got curious while eating out my cup of mac & cheese

i dont want there to be but i feel like the fact that the furries missed one *really* disappointing.

so y'know. get on that.

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*needlessly passionate*

and he does a very good job. every day. and he is REWARDED for such. and if i ever see anyone say otherwise- nonoNO LISTEN, IF I EVER CATCH WIND OF SOMEONE SAYING THE CONTRARY! TRUST. They will be dealt with.

Gold Star

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why do the beta "progress the actual story/plot" when you can do the alpha "write these binches in every career, timeline, and species possible"

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thought the bud light discourse was forgotten but just overheard two customers have this exchange in an aisle

guy 1: "hey brother you still drinkin that *gay* beer?" (in reference to the 24? pack of bud light in the others cart)

guy 2: (bothered) "...yeah??"

guy 1: "me too i drank that shit for 30 years i cant give it up"

guy 2: "....yeah."

guy 1: "stay blessed brother"

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this is what i wanna see

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@slayerlevampire Chester coded

“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking

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@slayerlevampire soooo which rp are we diagnosing as this