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[twoforflinching-ktbedition]

....could you like, do a cool knife trick but spin arvantiel instead of a knife?

Arvantiel is taller than me.

That said I bet I could fuckin’ do it when I get back to San Simeon

-Han Jae-

[twoforflinching-ktbedition]

IPS-N should sponsor me. If I shilled their fuckin’ HRT half of fuckin’ Unionspace would be runnin’ to get that shit for half the chance to look like me.

-Han Jae-

Karrakins want me

-Han Jae-

[twoforflinching-ktbedition]

That's a dope as fuck hat Christ-the-Buddha

Yeah, you got it right, feels like fuckin' half the Baronies want to get in my pants some days. It's that IPS-N HRT I guess.

-Han Jae-

Karrakins want me

-Han Jae-

[twoforflinching-ktbedition]

Now feels like a good time to bring this one back

-Han Jae-

Well, apparently whatever fuckin' corner of the Omninet watches my Pankrati fights are goin' fuckoff insane 'bout a recent match of mine, apparently the cameras caught a shot of me that's makin' these repressed fuckin' nobles lose their damn minds.

Don't know what's so fuckin' special, didn't know a shirtless man would kill 'em fuckin' dead on the spot.

-Han Jae-

(OOC: this beautiful art was done by @amelias-art, who also did the art of @thevoicefrompromise!!! They're literally so wonderful to work with and absolutely did my boy justice)

[twoforflinching-ktbedition]

It’s that fuckin’ limited edition IPS-N HRT that only real IPS-N patriots get

-Han Jae-

Karrakins want me

-Han Jae-

[twoforflinching-ktbedition]

Karrakins want me

-Han Jae-

[twoforflinching-ktbedition]

has arvantiel ever tried to bench press you

Nah but I have benched xem, it ain’t hard he’s kinda scrawny

-Han Jae-

[twoforflinching-ktbedition]

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I’m gonna jettison my dataslate out the fuckin’ airlock

-Han Jae-

[twoforflinching-ktbedition]

It’s so fuckin’ bad out here

-Han Jae-

so ppl are just sending basilisks over the omninet now huh

[twoforflinching-ktbedition]

Yeah I thought about gettin’ dog mods but then this shit happened and it was a bit too on the nose.

-Han Jae-

...so like on a scale of 0-kibty, how cat is mac?

Unfortunately, incredibly.

If I ain’t got catboy Mac art on my desk by end of day I’ll be damn disappointed in my fanbase.

-Han Jae-

[twoforflinching-ktbedition]

Someone was forgotten, the herald to her light

the one trapped within her own delusions for her goddess

the one who must be freed from this state by her dear friend

the "polycule" includes four, the fighter, two nobles, and the maid

Look. I wish I could help Rosie. Fuckin’ wish I could. Christ-the-Buddha knows I tried.

I spent the past fuckin’ month… in and out. More out than in. Lost a lotta time, bled from my nose and eyes and mouth, migraines bad enough to leave me outta commission for days, hallucinations—

Bottom line, I tried to help, and I can’t. Did more harm than good tryin’ to do my part.

I like Rosie, haven’t forgotten her, just can’t do anythin’ about it.

-Han Jae-

[twoforflinching-ktbedition]

<Didn't mean to scare you away.>

<Come, sit on the balcony and watch the fireworks.>

God. Fuck. Headache.

Prefer my brain not damn melt outta my ears, stranger. Kindly fuck all the way off.

-Han Jae-

[twoforflinching-ktbedition]

...so like on a scale of 0-kibty, how cat is mac?

Unfortunately, incredibly.

If I ain’t got catboy Mac art on my desk by end of day I’ll be damn disappointed in my fanbase.

-Han Jae-

[twoforflinching-ktbedition]

Hear that Vel I can fuck your boss

-Han Jae-

Suzerain Arvantiel Sarthis, Radiant of Hand,

I wanted to reach out to you ahead of your fiancé visiting on our vacation. I am looking forward to extending my hospitality as you so graciously have to Vel, but wanted to clarify any boundaries you have on this relationship as well as get a direct confirmation that you have allowed him in my care, just in case of a regulatory conflict. If you ever need to contact me you are free to via Vel's account.

-Mikkel Arden, Viscount-Envoy of the House of Dust

Oh ah... We uh are not yet betrothed Dear Viscount. I have signed off already on his travel to be in your care and as long as he is happy and consenting, then whatever he pursues is his business. I want nothing but the best for my beloved.

Make no mistake though, should harm come to him I will be most severely displeased, that is the man I cherish so deeply you have in your hands soon.

/Suzerain Arvantiel Sarthis of the House of Promise\

[twoforflinching-ktbedition]

Rookie numbers

-Han Jae-

the two of u are kinda cute together.

:p

do not listen to The Haters outside or in your brain. if you want to laze like a cat in mr han jae's sunbeam, go for it trust.

you kno anon

when i find u

youre not gonna like what i do 2 you

ive killed men for less

what makes u any different anon

[twoforflinching-ktbedition]

ARVANTIEL IM GOIN' ON A FUCKIN' VACATION

-Han Jae-

hey whats up omni been a sec guess whos on vacay w my favorite boy (he made me leave the richards behind) (i think he knows they might beat him for my fave if i get to count them collectively) (also something abt this space station having controls on milspec subalterns smhsmh)

[Attached is a lowlight blurry selfie of Vel posing in front of his boss, Mikkel Arden, who appears to be lounging in the background with a book. Mikkel seems fully unaware that this picture is being taken.]

[twoforflinching-ktbedition]

Look I can deal with the yaoi but my partner’s partner got fuckin’ bodily fused with a Hydra and Mac got hurled into the fuckin’ Duat and I swear to GOD there’s more paracausal frames around here than last time I remember Hell is real and I’m in it

-Han Jae-

hey whats up omni been a sec guess whos on vacay w my favorite boy (he made me leave the richards behind) (i think he knows they might beat him for my fave if i get to count them collectively) (also something abt this space station having controls on milspec subalterns smhsmh)

[Attached is a lowlight blurry selfie of Vel posing in front of his boss, Mikkel Arden, who appears to be lounging in the background with a book. Mikkel seems fully unaware that this picture is being taken.]