twofortypee
twofortypee
pronounced twofortypee
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twofortypee · 2 days ago
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On this day 10 years ago, 26 July 2015: Hegenscheidt-MFD underfloor wheel lathe at Southbank tram depot https://railgallery.wongm.com/page/on-this-day?date=2025-07-26
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twofortypee · 3 days ago
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Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan
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twofortypee · 5 days ago
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if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…
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twofortypee · 7 days ago
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urban cyber grunge is when you are a piece of shit who goes out side at night during winter and takes a pic of a street lamp and whispers “fuck yes.. im posting this to my fuckedup side blog with no followerz” then you browse the internet and laugh about bitcoins. you love being a pice of shit. you love urban cyber grunge 
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twofortypee · 7 days ago
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we need to bring back gamefaqs. i don't wanna join your stupid discord. i don't wanna use your ugly shitty fandom wiki. i don't wanna have to dig through poorly-organzied reddit threads. we want bespoke ascii header art! we want plaintext documents and guides with minimal clutter that are properly indexed and easy to navigate!
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twofortypee · 7 days ago
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One of my roommates cannot stand the way I play minecraft
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twofortypee · 7 days ago
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haha hey so what if whenever someone says the phrase "You took the words right out of my mouth" they said Balls instead of Words?
for example, "Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls."
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twofortypee · 7 days ago
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haha hey so what if whenever someone says the phrase "You took the words right out of my mouth" they said Balls instead of Words?
for example, "Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls."
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twofortypee · 8 days ago
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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase
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twofortypee · 10 days ago
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twofortypee · 12 days ago
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Rating: cute
We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.
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twofortypee · 12 days ago
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Link ~~~
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twofortypee · 12 days ago
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Eddy is so cunty here why did he strike that pose
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twofortypee · 13 days ago
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twofortypee · 14 days ago
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friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag
and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug
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twofortypee · 14 days ago
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I’m obsessed with this video
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twofortypee · 14 days ago
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me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.
the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*
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