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WEAK HERO CLASS 2 (2025)
#weak hero#weak hero class 2#weak hero class two#whc2#park jihoon#ryoeun#choi hyun wook#campaigning for the post-series baku wingman fic i desperately need#many thoughts but unfortunately it took me all night to remember how to make gifs and now it's 7:30 am on a tuesday#a week ago i was like “its nice that weak hero's coming back” unaware of how unwell it was about to make me#somebody please talk to me about this
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THE FIRST SHOT (2024) 雪迷宫 + The Hug™️ (deleted footage).
#the first shot#雪迷宫#zheng bei#gu yiran#beiran#twofunerals.gif#the first shot.gif#we're working with some VERY low quality files here i literally cannot get these gifs to move faster#but slowed down like this ... i can see why we weren't allowed to have this
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THE FIRST SHOT (2024) 雪迷宫 "Is there a chess game on there?"
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THE FIRST SHOT (2024) 雪迷宫 + Zheng Bei waiting for Gu Yiran to come home.
#the first shot#雪迷宫#zheng bei#beiran#twofunerals.gif#the first shot.gif#spoiler alert: he did not sleep in his own bed
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THE FIRST SHOT (2024) 雪迷宫 + Gu Yiran weaponising his environment.
#the first shot#雪迷宫#gu yiran#twofunerals.gif#the first shot.gif#and zheng bei never once witnessed it
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THE FIRST SHOT (2024) 雪迷宫 "Police Beauty, your joke is too much."
#the first shot#雪迷宫#gu yiran#zhang xueyao#ding guozhu#beiran#twofunerals.gif#the first shot.gif#he just broke up with zheng bei and then got tortured/electrocuted/witnessed a murder/got hit in the chest with a hammer/blew a guy up#and his first thoughts upon waking up are WHERE IS ZHENG BEI#zheng bei wasn't even in danger the last time he saw him#this team would not have lasted this long without guozhu
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THE FIRST SHOT (2024) 雪迷宫 "Found him."
#the first shot#雪迷宫#gu yiran#zheng bei#beiran#twofunerals.gif#the first shot.gif#something about the way zheng bei pulls gu yiran towards him and yet HIS whole body moves from one side of the frame to the other#anyways i finished my re-watch time to resume some gifs while i ponder my ao3 contributions#going to start with the fact that there is no longer a fold out bed behind them which means there is actually Only One Bed now
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THE FIRST SHOT (2024) 雪迷宫 "Did you drink?"
#the first shot#雪迷宫#zheng bei#gu yiran#beiran#twofunerals.gif#the first shot.gif#“did you drink?” did YOU#GENUINELY thought he was about to kiss him the first time i watched this#and then it was weirder actually
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THE FIRST SHOT (2024) 雪迷宫 + Gu Yiran Dancing
#the first shot#雪迷宫#gu yiran#twofunerals.gif#the first shot.gif#every single pair of eyes on him ... a successful undercover operation#anyways i think i'm finally over this head cold so let me pull up this discord and get to work
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THE FIRST SHOT (2024) 雪迷宫 + Surveillance.
#the first shot#雪迷宫#zhao xiaoguang#ding guozhu#zheng nan#twofunerals.gif#the first shot.gif#its been a long time since i loved a whole ensemble this much#not a single flop character amongst them
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THE FIRST SHOT (2024) 雪迷宫 "Gu-laoshi is a tough guy. If I fuss over him, he might get embarrassed." "Sounds like you'd be embarrassed."
#the first shot#雪迷宫#zheng bei#gu yiran#beiran#twofunerals.gif#the first shot.gif#i actually don't know which of them SHOULD be more embarrassed in this situation#zb who has had another man fussing over him and his injuries in every single episode leading up to this#or gyr who was SULKING over zb not fussing over him just thirty seconds ago and is now playing hard to get#zb's hands hovering all over him are making me crazy
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THE FIRST SHOT (2024) 雪迷宫 "Xiao Bei, you're in your thirties. Why are you still acting like a kid?"
#the first shot#雪迷宫#zheng bei#gu yiran#beiran#twofunerals.gif#the first shot.gif#gyr: i'm so annoyed that he didn't check on me after i risked my life to save his family how do i make it clear that i'm mad#gyr: [flirts with him]#its all fun and games until nannan and xiaoguang can hear you through the walls and start quoting your bedroom talk at the breakfast table#it's so cute that they have matching neck bandages 💖
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THE FIRST SHOT (2024) 雪迷宫 "He's not talking about you. He was indicating us."
#the first shot#雪迷宫#zheng bei#gu yiran#zhao xiaoguang#cdramaedit#twofunerals.gif#the first shot.gif#tfw you finally win over your husband's most difficult rascal child#zb really torn here between the urge to scold them and the overwhelming fondness bubbling up inside him
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THE FIRST SHOT (2024) 雪迷宫 "Gu-laoshi is very skilled." "Yes, he's so natural."
#the first shot#雪迷宫#gu yiran#cdramaedit#twofunerals.gif#the first shot.gif#gu yiran has three skills: 1) sniffing out drugs 2) weaponising his environment 3) seducing men#the team's like “oh he's so uptight and awkward and stiff” [watches him pick up a drug dealer] “he's very skilled he's a natural”
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THE FIRST SHOT (2024) 雪迷宫 "Shake your body. Shake. Yes, shake your head."
#the first shot#雪迷宫#zheng bei#gu yiran#beiran#cdramaedit#twofunerals.gif#the first shot.gif#flashing gif#when i said they had a dom/sub relationship at the dining table i also meant on the dance floor#he's going to break him in half (on the dance floor)#the amount of ungodly tags i've written and deleted on this post alone ... i need an exorcism 🙏🙏🙏
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THE FIRST SHOT (2024) 雪迷宫 "Alright, after I take care of you, I'll go check on him."
#the first shot#雪迷宫#zheng bei#gu yiran#beiran#cdramaedit#twofunerals.gif#the first shot.gif#man who was willing to die protecting zheng bei's family now sulking alone over zheng bei being too cowardly to come tend to his wounds#you know zheng bei's down bad when he's too self-conscious to touch another man
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THE FIRST SHOT (2024) 雪迷宫 "We don't have time for your lessons." "You're solving drug cases. You have to know about drugs and chemistry first."
#the first shot#雪迷宫#zheng bei#gu yiran#zhao xiaoguang#zhang xueyao#cdramaedit#twofunerals.gif#the first shot.gif#“ignorance is an obstruction to success” kind of like how you two could be sharing that bed by now if you would just do some self-reflectio#zheng bei is so smitten by his rude ass smile (so am i)#anyways going to try and change the subtitles to gu-laoshi/ran-ge bc so much of this dialogue just doesn't work otherwise#BUT please note that i don't speak mandarin so straying from the subtitles means i'm likely to make some mistakes sklfjlafs
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