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WHAT

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pasta

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Identity theft is not a joke

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HELLO??

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Unpopular opinion but literally not one person in the world should have their human rights violated

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ALTERNATE CAPTAIN DAVID PASTRNAK

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This brings back memories that I can’t decide if I want to forget

How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

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SOLIDARITY WITH KELLOGG WORKERS !! 1,400 (SO FAR) ON STRIKE FOR BETTER WAGES AND BENEFITS !!

here’s a graphic of products made by kellogg to avoid buying

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oh to be a nun in 1350 enjoying quiet time and gardening and having lots of lesbian sex and then dying at the ripe old age of 36

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i need you all to promise me that you’re not going to hatewatch the mario movie in theaters and inadvertently make it a commercial success. i need you people to promise me this. i know this is what’s going to happen anyway but please for the love of god just be patient and pirate it

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If anyone wants to send me a box or 5, I’ll die happy

Omg Stop & Shop put Pasta on the pasta box.

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I just like really wasn’t prepared to be heartbroken a full month before Red (Taylor’s Version) drops. So uh @taylorswift if you could help a sister out and hit me with a link so I can listen properly & not have to listen to the original recording, I’d appreciate it 😢

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Wait but sometimes it becomes a Christmas store after. Usually if a Spirit Halloween takes over an empty spot in a shopping mall. After Spirit Halloween leaves, the Ghost of Christmas Future sets up shop and then dips on Christmas Eve to go haunt Scrooge.

are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

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clint said i pretend i do not hear it

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Then&Now || David Pastrnak