Why buy a keychain? Well, let me tell you, a keychain is not just a piece of plastic to hold your keys together. No, my friend, it’s a statement! It screams to the world, “Look at me! I’m responsible, I have keys, and I know where they are!” It’s a tiny badge of honor, a testament to your adulting skills. A keychain – it’s the superhero we all need, but don’t deserve!
My Furblets arrived early and I'm literally so happy!? I plan on naming them after pizza restaurant foods like lava cake or stuffed cheesy bread but I'd love some suggestions in the comments!
I babysat Gerard Way's daughter, but he wasn't happy about it. Said she didn't actually need a babysitter and I shouldn't have been hired. He didn't fire me, though, just kinda would come home and glare at me. Also, they had a ball pit with a big slide going into it in their house.
Omg clownblr you will not believe the clown park that just opened up in my area! It’s a fully indoor 25,000 sqft clown park. Several slides as well as colorful ball pits, a trapeze section and even a designated unicycle area. It’s literally everything a clown owner could dream of. They have an owner lounge area and a clown cafe that only serves organic and naturally sourced clown treats. I can’t wait to take my hobo there, little Butkus binkletoe is going to have the time of his life!