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Intimacy is about safety. the peace you feel in someone's presence. The ease in their voice even when you disagree. Someone's attentiveness when you are struggling. Their language when they speak about you. Someone's curiosity to learn you and the surrender when it comes to you.

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shit, accidentally followed a new muse from someone who has me blocked

please disregard, i do in fact want to respect your personal space!

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btw it’s not weird to be nice. it’s not uncool to be thoughtful. you’re not being sappy or cheesy for doing a kind thing

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

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Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".

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i told you i was crazy why are u mad

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Haha get loved unconditionally idiot. Get absolutely fuckin cherished. Lol you're about to be hugged so hard. I appreciate you deeply as a person, what you gonna do about it? Nothing lmao

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this may or may not be a fantasy writing exercise for me. please reblog

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can i go to your house on monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday and sunday

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R. I. P. John Trimble

(image via Mike Okuda over at the once-bird place)

From his and Bjo's Facebook page:

In 1966 they found a group of people interested in mediaeval combat and arts. They joined the Society of Creative Anachronism (SCA) . John served 2 terms as a member of it’s board of directors, was a landed Baron of the first Barony. His arms were the very first to be registered with the college of Heralds and both John and Bjo have been members ever since. Later that year he said to his wife, “Gee it’s a shame a good science fiction show like Star Trek is going to be canceled. We should do something about that!” And the same Star Trek campaign was born. For over 58 years John and Bjo Trimble have been ambassadors for science fiction, the space program and the SCA. Meeting and hosting people from all walks of life, all over the world. John has touched thousands of lives in a way that positive and full of joy. He will be greatly missed.

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Every now and then I remember that Malbolge exists and I get to spend the better part of an hour cry-laughing at the world’s worst programming language

already starting off strong, but it gets worse

Wow! Sounds easy and intuitive to use! What’s the “crazy operation” you ask? We’ll get to that later. For now let’s see what a program in this language looks like :)

Thanks! I hate it!

it’s so difficult to work with that the first program was written by another brute force search program

mmmmm delicious base-3 arithmetic, what could go wrong? (For reference, that means this program forgoes the usual “0/1″ values of binary code in favor of a much more fun “0/1/2″ set of values)

ah.

Here’s how the language actually figures out what to do. It’s got 8 “simple” commands that can be executed easily by *checks notes* running the code itself through the modulo operation and taking the result.

As a bonus, on top of all that every single character in your code will now alter what every single other character does. So I hope you’re alright with cracking a cipher every time you add a new letter to your program!

oh god oh fuck.

behold, Malbolge’s primary arithmetic operation and what you’ll be using for most of your math while programming with it :)

This looks specifically designed to be the least logical math operation you could make, and knowing what the rest of Malbolge is I’d wager that’s precisely what happened. I never want to ever use this and it’s my favorite thing I’ve ever seen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malbolge

Anyways here’s the wiki page if you wanna read through it more deeply, I’m gonna sit here holding in my laughter staring at the hello world program again.

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You would not believe the joy in me right now

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You KNOW we smokin that caduceus bong (it's got two chambers).

Anyway next fight in fifteen minutes lmao.

Cooked that other guy. I lied btw when I called the flame-thrower mixture "Napalm." it's it's a little bit more complicated than that. It does use a gel but it's a lot more like throwin' chemically-made magma.

It got inside the other guy's mech and he went down like a peep in a styrofoam cup in a microwave.

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Emergency: I don't have enough to get home from work.

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No one is up at these insane hours so maybe some are. I have work this morning, and I don't have enough money to get home! I have 23 USD. I'll be making more adopts once I am able to home.

I work this week! I need help, I WANT TO KEEP THIS JOB. This is SUPER important to me to keep this job! I want to move out, be able to afford food and get my life in order. Because of how my job works, I'm not entirely sure I'll get paid this week. I should be paid now that I am able to use to app to clock in!

This is just until I can get to work properly on my own. I live in Indiana and this is one of the few diverse more professional work spaces I was able to get into that pays decently well! Everyone is very kind.

Plush tax and Oatchi