Me: *holding a sharp object*
Intrusive thoughts: “Hey, you know what’d be cool right now?”
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do u ever look at someone and just pray to god you never have to lose them
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For the record, while I don’t support the Confederacy, removing statues of historical individuals simply based on a black and white view of the Civil War is pretty ridiculous. Ignoring history, good or bad, just makes you look stupid.
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growing up as a gifted and talented student made me ridiculously ashamed of being wrong. like being wrong about the littlest things makes me want to cry and hate myself and i turn back into the big baby i actually am.
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i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit
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i want to gather you up in my arms, hold you close and slow dance in our warm, bright little kitchen.
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but did victor frankenstein actually have a phd
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This is amazing
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