Very selective indie Soldier: 76 blog. Penned by Dorito. Battle.net: Dad76#1856
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@yourpersonalknight
“I think I still owe you a couple of rounds. You want to take me up on that?”
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Thank you student loans for getting me through college.
I don’t think I can ever repay you.
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“What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.” “What do you call tic tacs in his pockets? Investmints.”
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“ Is… Is that blood coming from the walls?! “

"How is that even possible? The house isn’t alive...”
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“ Y… You’re supposed to be dead! “ (Yourpersonalknight)
“... Surprise.”
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How did the hamburger introduce their girlfriend?
Meat Patty!
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ghostly sentence starters
“ Y… You’re supposed to be dead! “
“ How… How are you floating? “
“ Is it just me, or did it suddenly get really cold in here? “
“ Miss me? “
“ Are you kidding? Ghosts don’t exist. “
“ Ghosts aren’t real… Right? “
“ Hate to break it to you, but ghosts exist. I’m living proof. Well… Not exactly ‘living,’ but still. “
“ This has to be some sort of illusion, some sort of trick. There’s no way I’m really seeing this right now. “
“ I’m… I’m dreaming right now, right? I have to be! “
“ I came back… to warn you… “
“ LEAVE… RIGHT NOW… “
“ Is… Is that blood coming from the walls?! “
“ I’m only coming on your stupid ghost hunt because you promised me snacks. “
“ Can we leave yet? We’ve been here for hours, and there’s no sign of any ghosts. “
“ Did you just touch my shoulder? “
“ Was that a scream just now?! “
“ Are you seeing this? “
“ Why are you… see through? “
“ Hey there demons, it’s me, ya boy. “
“ I ain’t afraid of no ghosts. “
“ Boo. “
“ I think we ghosts get a bad rep. We’re not all about shrieking and flickering lights, you know. “
“ Sorry if this is a rude question, but… How did you die? “
“ Are you… Are you really a… “
“ G-G-G-G-G-GHOST!! “
“ I came all this way to see a ghost. I’m not leaving until we find one! “
“ Why is that lamp floating? “
“ Nope, nope, nope. Not today, ghosts. I’m out of here. “
“ Ghosts are nothing but pure evil. “
“ What’s it like? You know… Being a ghost. “
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“Old soldiers never die, and they don’t fade away.”
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo-Jeans!
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Back to promote myself again. Oops.
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*fires a helix rocket in the sky and shoots a hole in the ceiling of a house* Daddy's back kids.
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Did anyone hear about the sidewalk? It's all over town!
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This user’s about to spend a stupid amount of money on loot boxes.
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