random sarah lynn headcanons i have that ive decided are canon
- she’s bisexual, but super in the closet, mostly bc of internalized homophobia stemming from her mother
- she’s INSANELY smart, not only in her knowledge of architecture, but math and science too. probably hates english though
- her hands are rated E for everyone, yes she will throw hands with a 6’4 bodybuilder or a 5’2 teenager, badmouth her and she flies off the handle
- despite her ‘gives no fucks’ bitchy demeanor, shes actually super nice to fans, having internalized what bojack said to her about “being good to them”
- has NO filter on her social media accounts and has been suspended on twitter multiple times after getting into online fights
- often has nightmares from what her stepfather did to her growing up
- she cares about the people in her life more than she lets on, she pretends to not care about anyone, which is partly true, because after years of neglect and abuse she’s had to force herself to stop caring, but she still can’t help but love the people in her life so much, even if she knows they're using her, like bojack, andrew garfield, and her parents
- her favorite songs are money power glory, sexy naughty bitchy, and if u seek amy
- has a CRAZY case of resting bitch face.
will prolly add more later but those are just ones that come to mind