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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THW FUCK WHAT THE FUCK NO

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Every time I see that “that evil twink will pay” post I can only think of him:

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A spectrum

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Happy pride month 🤭😼

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I think it’s nice more people are being forced to think about Horsemeo

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Hello world, this was my fan casting for Horsiette and Horsemeo for Horsemeo et Horsiette: De la haine des chevaux à l'amour des chevaux

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Im obsessed with this silly photo so here

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Oh no … I kinda get it now

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A dog in the house of Montague moves me

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We were alone in the theater on OPENING NIGHT of the movie, it was great

So me and @tybaltescalus went to go see the Juliet and Romeo movie tonight and let’s just say… it was something!

The songs weren’t horrible, they just all sounded the same (radio pop music) the acting and singing was okay but they made some interesting changes. For instance, Lord Montague (I think??) says “ROME IS COMING FOR VERONA” and then they just kinda forget about that for the rest of the movie??? ROME??

Romeo and Juliet meet wayyy before the ball scene in like a street fight, Lord Montague beats up Romeo, also, everyone is freezing?? Like you can see their breath in the air the whole movie but it’s weird because nobody’s really dressed for winter so it just looks like they’re all vaping

It took me forever to figure it out who Benvolio was but he looked like this twink ass bad John Eyzen doppelgänger, like he had the wavy hair to one side, wearing purple, everything

There’s a guy named Tommaso

The most egregious crime however. They made Mercutio canonically a Montague, Romeo’s brother, and he’s also in love with this random capulet girl named Veronica. I didn’t think it was possible to straightcode Mercutio but somehow they did it

I lost the plot halfway in, something something about this magical resurrecting potion, the prince straight up arrests Friar Lawrence and the nurse and then releases them, Romeo and Juliet drink the potion and come back to life

Honorable mention notes I took during the movie:

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The movie musical Juliet and Romeo… YIKES! 😔🤞

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Update, the guy is Benvolio, we just had no clue for half of the movie

Guys we’re currently hate watching the new movie “Juliet & Romeo” and there’s some guy who looks EXACTLY like 2010 John Eyzen it’s so crazy this is so stupid

By we I mean @orlando-eyzen and I

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Guys we’re currently hate watching the new movie “Juliet & Romeo” and there’s some guy who looks EXACTLY like 2010 John Eyzen it’s so crazy this is so stupid

By we I mean @orlando-eyzen and I

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well

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Fun things to do with your cubes!

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Alright chat, I’m finally releasing my Romeo et Juliette: de la cube à la cube templates

I’m gonna add the 2001 and 2010 cast members I didn’t do (Philippe, Joy, etc) later

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hating Romeo and Juliet is fine if you had a shitty English teacher and didn't care about school at the time or whatever but if it's been many years since then... I'm giving you permission to let go of that opinion. the problem in Romeo and Juliet isn't the young love story, it's the stupid family rivalry that gets both heirs killed. that's what it's about. it's about closed mindedness and pettiness leading to tragic consequences. these adults hated each other so much, were so determined to hate each other, that they let their children die over it. the love story is romantic and dramatic, but hating the play because 'some dumb teens die bc they think they're in love' isn't it. they are in love. teens can be in love and it can feel like the most important thing in the world. and they shouldn't have to die bc of their families' bullshit.