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anyways i rewatched the movie and i remembered it being bad but not THAT bad

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alec lightwood is asked to leave downworlder pride because of the "no cops" rule

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cassandra clare 🤝 nora sakavic   fetishizing mlm and hating wlw

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this is all of us debating if the books are good or not

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WHOA, I love Kierark!

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malcolm: i’m a psych major. words are my weapons.

emma: i’m a security guard. weapons are my weapons.

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you: i knew about robert sheehan from misfits before the umbrella academy

me, an intellectual: i knew about robert sheehan from city of bones before the umbrella academy

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i finished qoaad get prepared

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fanon jace: smart

canon jace: doesn’t know what a fucking minivan is

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ugh i love cristina

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just going off of the landmarks in queen of air and darkness, where the fuck is the los angeles institute

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books: oh my god for the thousandth fucking time clary shadowhunters don't use magic its for downworlders only

tv show: hell yeah @alec hmu with that parabatai tracking magic literally everything is magic runes are magic the institute is concealed by magic you know that soup you just ate? it's magic soup

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imagine ur James Carstairs and the demons kidnap you and they give you drugs but instead of drugs they give you memes and you become addicted to memes and you almost die because of meme deprivation

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first meeting

will: hey wanna do a line of yin fen with me

jem: um

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you would not believe your ends

if emma and cristina were girlfriends

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julian’s just a poorly-developed percy jackson