tycho-theoneandonly

[tycho-theoneandonly]

(ooc) are you okay with trenna asks?

this ask blog is kind of a Penny Arcade/Poker Night AU (and i personally ship krenna), so no not really.

but i'm cool with people who do ship trenna, since they're not as in-your-face about it as tygabe (at least in my experience)

[tycho-theoneandonly]

TYCHO, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?! CHARLIE'S BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU!

Ugh, what? I've been home with my Charlie all week because I've been feeling sick. I don't know anything about that Tycho's whereabouts, because I'm not him.

[tycho-theoneandonly]

Don't let Charlie hear you say that.

which team would win, you and Other Ash or Tycho and his clone?

Answering this for him, why are you asking the cool badass deadite slayer to fight...the regular guy????

[tycho-theoneandonly]

God, did no one tell you? I'm a master of manipulation. and I just so happen to have a demonic force trapped within my mind, giving me some of its power. Something I'm sure your little chainsaw loverboy failed to notice.

which team would win, you and Other Ash or Tycho and his clone?

Answering this for him, why are you asking the cool badass deadite slayer to fight...the regular guy????

[tycho-theoneandonly]

...regular guy?

are you kidding?

which team would win, you and Other Ash or Tycho and his clone?

Answering this for him, why are you asking the cool badass deadite slayer to fight...the regular guy????

[tycho-theoneandonly]

Well, I've recently found myself admiring the stars, and wondering just how many other universes are out there.

so, other me. how's your life?

☄️ -- @tycho-theoneandonly

Not much going on, how about you?

[tycho-theoneandonly]

Well well, looks there's something we actually don't have in common, clone.

Tycho, have you ever killed someone for Charlie?

...

No, why...?

[tycho-theoneandonly]

Great, another wannabe faker.

EVERYONE IS GETTING CLONED, BY ME, THE WIZARD

EVEN IF YOU ALREADY HAVE A CLONE, YOU GET ANOTHER

Wait wha-

[tycho-theoneandonly]

[tycho-theoneandonly]

Ah Tycho. Fancy seeing you here again, it's been a while hasn't it? How's Charlie doing?

Also about the whole another universe thing, what's that all about? I don't think I was informed.

♧| @unknownpokerplayersince2005

Good to see you too. He's doing good, but he's been pretty tired lately from running around so much.

I'm a little confused on the parallel universe subject myself, but it seems largely similar to our world, with minor differences.

[tycho-theoneandonly]

:(

I would... Rather not be in a jar.

☄️ -- @tycho-theoneandonly

Too bad. Jarboy.

[tycho-theoneandonly]

is there a Charlie in your universe?

Yeah. He's really sweet, actually. It's interesting how my counterpart's husband is the exact same. Except they have a baby, apparently? But besides that, maybe there's some sort of universal code that keeps us together. That's a fun thought.

[tycho-theoneandonly]

would you say you're the least homicidal person at the poker table? it looks that way, at least.

Absolutely not.

[tycho-theoneandonly]

Interesting... You look just like my husband.

two Tychos? (⁠✿⁠ ⁠♡u⁠♡⁠)

yeah.

[tycho-theoneandonly]

unavailable, huh? bet that means you're making out with gabe every week, gayass.

I would rather rip off all of my limbs than do anything intimate with Gabe. And I am gay. But my husband actually fucking cares about me.

[tycho-theoneandonly]

hey theree , cutieeeee ~~

Um. No thank you? I'm unavailable.

[tycho-theoneandonly]

Hey, isn’t it Tycho himself! How you doing man? Any good wins over at the Inventory?

- 🐛✏️

Yeah, actually. It feels good to be on top.