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Yeah, maybe.

He can at least bring me back a sombrero, then. 

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That's not very n-

Holy shit! Did she laugh? Was that a laugh? Call the press! Where are Bravado when you need them? God is looking over us all!

You’re an idiot.

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I don't know, man. Tommy Ferris is a complex fella.

Rude. Why does he hate me all of a sudden?!

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It's necessary with you. I get sad when you don't smile so, you know, for my own personal sanity, I have to blackmail you.

You lead me to this, Alana. 

Is that a thing now? Positive blackmailing? 

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Really? Bit awkward. He told me.

What?! He didn’t say… 

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Tommy's in Mexico, silly.

How did you not know that? Honestly! and you call yourself his friend!

I don’t know either, but I’m gonna tell Tommy. 

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No, but I'll gift it to you if you carry on smiling.

Yes, this is what you call Positive Blackmailing.

Do you have a second one?

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I don't know, did I?

Wait, did you just agree to me being basic?!

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I have a slush puppy T-shirt!

And I’m very passionate about frozen beverages. 

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Frozen Fanta is the best thing in the world

I'm very passionate about fizzy drinks.

Why do people drink Fanta when there is Frozen Fanta in the world?

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I know, right? Why do people even drink it when there's Fanta in the world!?

Hate to break it to you, but it kind of looks like piss too.

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No, no, have I ever told you how much I love beer? I do, you know, I'm such a guy. I love beer. Even though it smells like piss. Love it.

No it’s okay. Don’t do it on account of me.

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You could have a film, like The Breakfast Club but... minus the breakfast, plus the basic.

Or maybe breakfast, too. I love breakfast.

You do, a bit. I’m a bit sad that it didn’t choose me, though. Maybe I should sign up for The Basics Club. 

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Wait, what? Beyoncé sings that!? I thought it was 3AC!

Fuck, man.

Beyonce session? 

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Unfortunately not. Why, do I look like I'd suit it?

Oh, that’s a bit tragic, I was hoping to become a Lil Kim meets Nicki Minaj kind of figure in my later years. Did the thug like pick you, Tyger?

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I don't really drink but I can pretend if it makes you feel better!

Anyone wanna join me?

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Hey.

Heeeeeeeeeeey, Mr Cousins!