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I walked into his classroom for the first time not expecting anything (hadn’t seen him before) then looked at him and was shocked
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I love watching dvds... bc the little commercials beforehand will be like "coming to you spring 2008!" like man. I can't wait for 2008
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stormlight archive and starwars both dare to ask the question of what if there was a sword that cut so so so so so good
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when kowt comes out they will wrap Dalinar’s body in newspaper and carry him to the museum. But tonight he is alive and with his family. And as I stare into the sky there are twice as many big huge large men as usual
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the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...
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the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him
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Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing
Being on your phone at work:

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starting a compilation of my favorite "no thank you" buttons from when they want you to subscribe so bad
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It’s always “men can be victims too” or “women can rape too” but never “men can falsely accuse too”.
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