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Lily: Do you think it's gay when you unconsciously look at a girl's chest when you're with them?

James: No, it's not like you stare at them purposely right? Also, do you think it's gay to unconsciously check another guy's ass?

Lily: Nope like I relate, but with a girl.

Sirius and Marlene looking at each other.

Sirius: I can't believe how OBLIVIOUS they are. Like James, I understand. BUT LILY???

Marlene: I know right?! When do you think they will realize that they are gay for Regulus and Pandora?

Sirius: I bet in September.

Marlene: Then I'll bet around January.

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Remus Lupin jumpers are a classic, obviously, but I would like to introduce a new equivalent; Lily Evans cardigans. Handmade by her and usually made of colourful squares with wooden buttons

Her wardrobe is full of them

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poetry - @rosekillermicrofic - background jegulus - NSFW - word count: 323

Barty beamed at Evan for only half a second before he took out his paper with an overly-dramatic flourish, garnering titters from the crowd. “Hey, Rosie,” he said happily. “I have some promises for you. I–” he cleared his throat and leaned closer to the microphone when Regulus gestured for him to do so.

“I promise to never eat the last of the chocolate ice cream, because last time I did that, you deleted all of my saved episodes of Law and Order and I cried. And also you look sexy with a chocolate moustache.

“I promise to only tell you that you have a cute arsehole, even though our pet lizard would be a good runner-up. Plus, I can pretty much guarantee that your arsehole tastes better.

“I promise to let you rail me into the mattress anytime you like, even if we’re running late for James and Regulus’s dinner party, because you’re fucking amazing in bed and because you made me come six times that night.

“I promise to always take care of you when you’re sick, even though you’re a complete baby when you even catch a little cold. Mostly because I think it’s funny but also because you deserve it.

And last, I promise, after today, I’ll try harder to lie to everyone about any sex-related injuries, because I think we’ve scarred your family a lot. Even though I’m kind of proud of the time you accidentally dislocated my collarbone.”

The entire crowd stared as Barty finished, while Evan gaped, the corners of his mouth curling up into a grin. 

Regulus, who was officiating the ceremony, sighed and leaned into the microphone, looking like he wanted to be anywhere but there. “Thanks for those…lovely vows, Barty,” he said flatly. “I’m sure Evan loved them.”

“If he wanted poetry, he would’ve married you,” Barty retorted, smirking.

“Spoken for!” A loud voice in the audience that sounded like James Potter shouted.

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❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

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Thinking of best friends James and remus rn. They're literally each other's favorite. Like. They CHOSE each other over and over again. I could rant about them for hours

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WiLL.wOUld bE a mOm fRIenD

You fools. You utter buffoons. You useless sunglasses.

Will would be the 'Ran out of shits and coffee' friend.

He's not the type making sure you don't drink at parties, no. He's the one who will hear you mention you wanna buy a redbull Tequila and he's gonna pray for your liver but be morbidly curious as to how long it'll take you to puke.

He's that friend who can and will wrestle an Ares kid into submission solely cause hes not caffeinated enough to care.

He's that friend who took one look at stubborn hissy Nico, and fucking hissed back cause Nico ain't special, the sass ain't special, Will can do it too.

He onetime let Lou try a spell on him cause "Best case, I die."

We need to stop motherhen-ifying this kid and start letting him say "Well youre fucked if you do that. You should do it."

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James was the sun: burning, brilliant, impossible to ignore.

Sirius was a shooting star: blazing through the sky, gone too soon.

Remus was the moon: quiet, steady, always watching, always there.

Peter was the night: misunderstood, unseen, but still part of the sky.

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That „soon” comment under the question of tlkof release got me mentally unstable. I’m a warrior of 15 century, waiting for the ambush in the fucking woods, shitting myself at the thought of inevitable. Cassie’s clearly into edging

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honey, you're familiar...

like my mirror years ago...

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siren dorcas x sailor marlene

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When I read HoO as a teenager when the books were coming out I was constantly confused by valgrace shipping but holy shit rereading as an adult??? They are kissing your honour.

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Saying it now with my fav crossover: Jegulus as Morticia and Gomez.

Regulus is hauntingly beautiful, quiet as a corpse, walks smoothly like he’s gliding three inches above the ground. He gave James a deadeye stare and the other was done for. They're weird (Regulus) and unhinged (James) already but together they're spiritually banned from several corridors and morally questionable at best.

James didn't think of a ring for them when he first sighted the elusive Black, he thought of a shared coffin with their initials carve on it

Regulus murmurs as he looks down at the grave James saved for them at a beautiful hill at the back of the Potter manor: Just think... Someday we'll be buried here, side-by-side, six feet under, in the same coffin.

James, lovesick: Our lifeless bodies rotting together for all eternity.

Regulus smiles at him: How dreadful.

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Mary: Want to play a game? Lily: Sure? Mary it's called "Broom or Dorcas". I give you actual quote I've heard Marlene say, and you guess if he was talking to her broom or to her girlfriend Lily: Lily: Awesome

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i need that fucking book like right now guys, it’s not even funny. i don’t think i can take another year of waiting for tlkof 😭

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fanfiction name?

Regulus who hates the pool but goes one day because Dorcas wants.

Then he keeps going because this fucking lifeguard is so hot???

James who needed a summer job and got hired at the pool but can't concentrate because who is this pretty boy who comes everyday but never gets in the water?

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