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Hermes looks like a high schooler who thinks he’s a greek god after reading the Percy Jackson series who made a convincing costume from foam and body paint

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op was force fed squid jerky before they could finish

in nickelodeon’s paw patrol, the main cast of dogs (chase, sky, rocky, marshall, and zuma) as well as a few other more location-specific members of the patrol (everest, diego) are super intelligent, highly complex animals with the ability to speak, problem solve, and posses and control intricate technology and tools. they are so trusted by the community that they not only have jobs, but have an entire high-tech building provided to them by the city. while the paw patrol solves a variety of cases, their primary focus is rescuing other animals in peril. however, none of the other animals in this universe are capable of speech, nor do they seem to exhibit the advanced intelligence of the paw patrol. this suggests one of two things: the specific breeds of dogs in the paw patrol universe are rapidly evolving, leaving one to wonder what the future holds for humanity, or the paw patrol dogs are man’s unholy abominations, crafted in labs where humans ache to play god. why are these creatures left under the supervision of a supposedly orphaned ten year old? why does mayor goodway refuse to employ humans? what insidious secrets are hiding in adventure bay? in this essay i will

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The dog when it realizes you fake threw the ball

 I feel a lot of mileage could be gotten out of this.

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I listen to Sabaton, so i get it

This is how my daughter’s Paw Patrol book ends. (Swedish for “the end”)

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Me when im off my sleep schedule

oh my fucking god i had a dream that paw patrol was getting harassed on twitter and as damage control they announced one of the paw patrol dogs was transgender and i thought it was real up until a few hours ago 

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alright whICH ONE OF YOU POSTED NSFW CONTENT ON MY CHRISTIAN SERVER

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Christopher. I am Christopher.

tag yourself: sabaton edition

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When I see these glasses, I feel like I’m in a room lit almost solely by sunlight. Ivy and wooden accents EVERYWHERE. Mirrors stained like this. White flowers. Maybe a natural looking water fixture. Off rooms that have green felt floors but don’t get the sunlight from the main room so are lit by lanterns on the walls and ceiling. Maybe a victorian style pub.

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When a pizza delivery guy finally rings at the door.

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Honestly I’m only playing FoA for the Isu gear

Persephone, Queen of the Underworld and Elysium

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Finally destroyed the Cult of Kosmos in Assassin’s Creed Odyssey