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Having an unsupportive partner definitely will
Having a supportive partner can literally change your life.
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Some martial eagles have heart shaped spots on their feathers.
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sorry i said gay when you and your buddy had a massive falling out and tried to kill each other. it just kinda looked like that.
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i'm on a lot of nyquil right now
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- Jeff VanderMeer, "Annihilation"
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how I feel scheduling a post more than 6 months ahead






this is how it feels every time someone says Tumblr is going to shut down tbh
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mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust
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having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)
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