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feeding my he/hims until they are all buff

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i watched the episode where lisas president and bart asks her to legalize it and shes like What and he just looks at her like this

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snufkin:

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-Yiwei Chai, the jacaranda years

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— Richard Siken, from “Straw House, Straw Dog.”

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dnd player (non-practicing)

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Boss can i go home early some shit is happening in my fandom and im a pretty active person in the community so my presence is needed

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characters who dig themselves out of their graves (whether literal or metaphorical) are at the top of the list. nothing beats a character who should have died but didn't and comes back to haunt their own life and the world around them, benevolent or violent it doesn't matter, it's enthralling either way

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(2) 豆柴うに&ゴールデンレトリバーおから on X: “待ちくたびれて目から輝きが無くなる豆柴が可愛すぎました… https://t.co/lBRpHfzWXS https://t.co/vVKWwrKmxa” / X

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it is so insanely insidious to me that we are at a point now where A.I. can be completely passible to people that don't know what to keep an eye out for & it sucks ass that this content is infiltrating tumblr. its sooooo cool and fun having to study pics extra hard to figure out if im being spoon-fed a lie in image form

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in like 20 years all this bullshit about getting a callout for kinning sardonyx from steven universe or something will be explained by a specific hallucinogenic toxin found only in wacom tablets

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Tumblr can’t be swapped for other social media website because Tumblr is the only one whose whole base humor is derived from the art of pretending to be a dumbass.

Like if you get a fact wrong on Reddit, the “well actually” crowd will ooze from their mansplainer holes and I think if you pull that shtick on Twitter someone will use it to win a political argument against you that you weren’t even a part of.

Only on Tumblr can you start a sentence with “well sweaty I have 9 Ph.D. :))” and immediately have the upper hand over any clown trying to reasonably correct you.

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whenever my girlfriend has to go do something while we’re on call she puts a stuffed animal on camera so i don’t get lonely

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if you think about it the lgbt communitsy is like hogwarts. 

gayslesbiabs like tge hogwadrs houwse gryyfinidr bdecaue ib pobular most fmosos, abd mabt famosu wizard frob grifyinger. albos dopledonre s a gay and geg griiindor./ the bisexual are ravnehclaee becabs they are bdirds like an egale. majestxc. not ash populatr and eraseured by sg gays. bthe pansexuzals ar like the ghsouse elfvs and alskgo ravekbelcalw. the asexuas huffl3fpiyf. babdger. becery loywal. no fuck. jsut sglike cedric digsort. haufflepaff are underpated no hfamossuy but jsy t as valid. sluthhierins are trahsngenders hmm dgkdkb bdh  ghd s gjsjhj ghshjgn vg  opw m snake. siskh eua poskm idj  i ajnn. harry potter si unb be=bo hansn mawel nthe aromantic hotos wig tho peopo. hogwarrts