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someone: don't overreact
me, already digging my grave and shovelling dirt on myself: i'm not
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I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
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a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same
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