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He’s employee of the month. Press △to drink

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Taking a little break from commissions and forcing myself to learn again how to render, also... me and my inconsistent art style, we're not doing better 😔

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Expanding on the below concepts from a dream I had last September

Ig I’m headed towards a haunted/manifestation of guilt idea hmm

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in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this

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This is the most devastatingly accurate birding meme I've ever seen, bar none

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the counterpart of “west coast best coast” in my mind has always been “east coast weast coast”. which means absolutely nothing i just think about it every time i hear the original phrase

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university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.

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tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead

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i firmly believe that post-canon keith and shiro routinely meet up to eat weed* gummies** together (this is how they bond)

*keith asked allura to synthesize altean medical marijuana to treat shiro's chronic pain

**shiro refuses to smoke weed and only does gummies/edibles

shiro: okay but like it's weird how many times i've lost my arm right

keith: yeah no for sure

shiro: like i only have two arms so it's crazy that i've lost (starts counting on fingers before giving up) okay i'm not fully sure, but it's gotta be close to four arms at this point

keith: that's crazy. that's like 200% of your arms.

shiro: damn

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keith: would you rather lose one arm four times or two arms two times

shiro: i feel like it's way worse to lose two arms twice because then it's like. that would be nuts. that's just irresponsible arm management at that point

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Any game can be a time loop game if you’re bad enough at it

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Jesus what the fuck

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you were a sick kid if you have countless vivid memories of the Things they kept in waiting rooms

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i hate ~professional phonecalls in full generality but like, listen. i understand being on hold for a zillion years. i know places are shortstaffed. i get it. however i think i should not have to navigate more than 1 phone tree submenu in order to get to the point of being on hold. i was going to compare this to a labyrinth but i think that would be more fun and less stressful honestly. yes even with a minotaur

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Oh jayce