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typicallyexceptional · 5 days ago
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my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight
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typicallyexceptional · 5 days ago
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A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice. 
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typicallyexceptional · 5 days ago
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Y’all my app just glitched so this was the only post i can see
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typicallyexceptional · 5 days ago
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once you start saying yippee you can never go back
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typicallyexceptional · 5 days ago
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typicallyexceptional · 5 days ago
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typicallyexceptional · 5 days ago
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typicallyexceptional · 10 days ago
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typicallyexceptional · 1 month ago
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typicallyexceptional · 1 month ago
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“i’ll just get gas in the morning” no. that is the devil talking
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typicallyexceptional · 1 month ago
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(after getting attacked by a one-episode creature) whatever that was, it's gone now...
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typicallyexceptional · 1 month ago
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she's the funniest person alive actually
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typicallyexceptional · 1 month ago
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new trope just dropped
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typicallyexceptional · 1 month ago
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typicallyexceptional · 1 month ago
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want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons
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typicallyexceptional · 2 months ago
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[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]
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typicallyexceptional · 2 months ago
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can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
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