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Jurassic Pun.

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me: *hears that Chris Pratt is in Jurassic World*

me: wow can't wait to see Jurassic Parks & Rec

everyone: ...

me: ...

everyone: ...

me: that was good and you know it

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so hear me out… s'mores shaped like dinosaurs. and we call them… wait for it… dinos'mores

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gawkinggeek and I decided to retitle Jurassic Park.

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Dinosaur puns

Drinking alcohol: wineosaur

Learning sign language: signosaur

Sneaking up: behindosaur

If they had periods: vaginasore

Being selfish: mineosaur

Eating out: dineosaur

Smashing other beings: grindosaur

Doing it for the: vineosaur

In a group: nineosaurs

Being good-looking: fineosaur

Hitting a tree: pineosaur

Eating a pig: swineosaur

Jurassic Park/World: combineosaur

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2015 Bad Joke No. 238

Which dinosaur writes romance novels?

A Bronte-saurus.

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Clever Girl

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Still got dinosaurs on the brain after watching Jurassic World. Rejected dinosaurs included Tee-Rex and Deportee-Rex.

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Alpha/Omega Fic Rec

ANON: Hey, could you maybe rec some alpha!owen omega!zach fics (if you want to and stuff) that would be great. x

HELL YEAH I CAN.

Pretty Seventeen: by alongthewatchtower. (ao3)

EXPLICIT. 5 Part Series, 12,664 words incomplete. Quite possibly one of my favourite series out there. The writing is A+, the porn was spot on, and the characterization just — nghhhhh. I have no words. 

Falling Down Sideways: by prentice. (ao3)

EXPLICIT. 5,399 words incomplete. This one is only a chapter and it’s tagged as slow to update. Still, it’s off to a great start and the writing is pretty damn good too. Definitely keep an eye on this one.

Another Day in Paradise: by rayvenwolfe (ao3)

MATURE. 15,903 words completed. God, I love this fic. Lots of protective!Owen, and the brotherly bonding was an added bonus. I loved this one the first time I read it, and then they made it a series and I just about died on the spot.

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ATTENTION ZACHWEN FANDOM I HAVE ARRIVED AND I LOVE YOU ALL.  I only just realised the beauty of this pairing. I can’t.  (I have read everything available on AO3, if there is further fic, for the love of god direct me please.)

Let’s be friends. I need a Zachwen support system. 

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Dinosaur parade

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Jurassic World (Colin Trevorrow, 2015)

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Dinosaurs + Name Meanings Part 2

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“What 8 year-old doesn’t like dinosaurs!?”

“I’M 14!”

BONUS:

(Tony had a hard time climbing the tree)

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Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.