My name is Dan [He/Him]This is a place for my tanks, my dog, and things I find funny and/or beautiful.
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To the few who follow me and anyone who thinks this change sucks:
Who's going where when tumblr starts this puritanicle cleansing of naughty pictures? Ive looked at mastodon but it seems to be exclusively porn lol. I'm looking for something more broad, like good Old tumblr, where I can find aquascaping, art, dog stuff, memes, and yes look at some dirty nasty porn if I so choose. Prudes are one of my least favorite things in this amazing world and I will NOT abide. Let me know. I love this community and dont want to lose it.
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I'm am out of shelf space. The only answer is more shelves.
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The difference after a good water change and light cleaning is always pleasing
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Man I fuckin love Halloween. This is my jack o'lantern for this year. The more creepy and unsettling I can make them the better.
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So about two years ago a friend offered to take care of my baby bichir while I moved and until i was able to get a tank together big enough for them to live comfortably. The day finally came yesterday and I'm so happy to have them back. They've grown to well over twice the size they were when I last saw them. The ornate (balerion) is over 8" long! Lat time I saw him he was barely 3". My Senegal (viscerion) is almost 7" and was not even 2" when I got him. He was such a little bitty baby. They've both taken to hiding in and around the christmas moss. They have both settled in well and my synodontis has made sure they know the hole between log and rock ar his.
#bichir#polypterus#polypterus senegalus#polypterus ornatipinnis#ornate bichir#senegal bichir#fishblr#aquablr#planted aquarium#aquascape
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Man fuck this guy










What the hell? This man is a monster. He doesn’t keep his fish in the right conditions AT ALL, makes his own pets fight to their death, and straight up blatantly abuses animals. The list just goes on. Make his name known. I can’t believe people like this exist.
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The rest of them
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Painting the miniatures for our Mansions of Madness second edition. My eyes hurt. These are the first minis ive painted literally ever so be gentle.
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I literally have all of these in regular rotation. What does this mean?
Not sure if I did this right.
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How dark dark beer should be. So dark light doesn't get through and more alcohol than the average bottle of wine. Pretty delish
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Alright dammit I give. What am I doing wrong. Ph is right around 7.5, no ammonia, no nitrites, acceptible nitrates, tds tester comes in around 430ppm, base tap water here is around 230ppm. I do no monthly water changes and replace nutrients with recommended Seachem dosage, substrate is caribsea eco complete, marine land filter with sponge in half and standard cartridge in the other, I'm at a loss. I feel like ive covered all my bases and yet my plants just rot away. This is frustrating as fuck. I just want a pretty tank goddammit. Suggestions welcom
#aquascape#aquaculture#planted tank#fishblr#aquablr#fish tank problems#goddammitijustwantaprettytank
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A Genie offers you one wish, and you modestly wish to have a very productive 2017. The genie misunderstands, and for the rest of your life, every 20:17 you become impossibly productive for just 60 seconds.
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Shit Shit 😒
i spent more time on this than i wanna admit
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Saltwater for a beginner
Does anyone have any good recommendations of resources for saltwater beginners? I want to start a saltwater tank but have never delved into what all there is to it. I'd like to start with a smallish tank (10 to 30g). I have seen that it's easier to start with a bigger tank but I just don't have the space for another large tank. Any help would be appreciated.
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This thought crosses my mind every Goddamn day
You’d think that sucking your gut in on a daily basis would give you a six pack, by now.
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