tyrantofheaven

[tyrantofheaven]

"also if you want to get technical, I have bibically accurate angel spouses and those things either DONT have a gender or aren't male/female so I sort of do have some non binary spouses."

you have wives and husbands but no non-binary spouse??? Can I be the first 😼

"as long as you're in your 30s or older..."

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you have wives and husbands but no non-binary spouse??? Can I be the first 😼

"as long as you're in your 30s or older..."

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9 wives and 13 husbands? Hoe ass

"WATCH YOUR MOUTH. 1 MILLION YEARS DUNGEON."

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can you fly or can the others fly aswell

Grandpa can't fly, though. I ripped his wings off.

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It's pride month. You need to do something nice for queer people or else.

"fine uhhhh I'll kiss my 13 husbands more often"

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Are you single??? 🤭🩷

"no. I have 9 wives and 13 husbands and I'm in love with a certain someone."

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How mmany wars have you started ...if you can keep trak

"256...going onto 257 now that I accidentally invaded the wrong planet. Dammit..."

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"12 years dungeon."

"it is now a criminal offense to pee at 11am. The consequences of this is capital punishment."

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"it is now a criminal offense to pee at 11am. The consequences of this is capital punishment."

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Would smash

"oh uh... Pftt who wouldn't?" :]

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Would

"would what?! Finish your sentences. What's with you people?!"

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PROJECTING MY CRAMPS ONTO YOU!!!

"AAAHG STOP!!!"

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"like I said, Its your mess to deal with now. I don't fucking care what you do with it.."

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I sent a bunch of taxidermied ricks to you. Since you're dumb and insane enough to view those filthy roaches as gods, I figured I can just dump my trash at your step. Have fun or whatever. It's your problem now.

...I am not sure what you tried to accomplish here. I see corpses every week, they don't bother me.

I'm gonna take this as an offering to the COR and give them a proper burial. I'm sad to see that someone as smart as you chose such a blasphemous way of living. It's never too late to change your ways, Morty.

Rick mihi benignus sit et eius magnitudo in aeternum vivat, lauda Rick.

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Are you gay

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"well no.... But I'm not straight either."

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ANGEL STATUE 𝒫𝒩𝒢𝒮

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HT morty is euroasian so vote which type of European should replace the german

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You are so fine like, I wanna put you in a meat grinder🤑🙏

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"....a compliment followed by a threat. Are you lobotomized??"