tysonfurybattlepass
tysonfurybattlepass
patron saint of realistic expectations
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Tyson/Jordan; 25; he/they; sea leopard and sabercat enthusiast. pfp/header by me. art blog: @machairocat
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tysonfurybattlepass · 1 hour ago
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what should i doodle on paper since i forgor to bring my ipad to work :(
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tysonfurybattlepass · 3 hours ago
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tfw white 2020 dodge durango
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tysonfurybattlepass · 12 hours ago
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tysonfurybattlepass · 13 hours ago
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she’s a poor little meow meow. she was born in a wet cardboard box all alone. she’s suffered more than jesus. she’s misunderstood. she’s a silly guy. she experienced the horrors. she did all those crimes. she has done nothing wrong. she deserves to kill. she’s the most interesting girl in the world. i didn’t say a name, but she popped into your head, didn’t she?
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tysonfurybattlepass · 14 hours ago
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my family is irritating the fuck out of me right now i wish i didn’t live in c*lifornia so i could get my own place and dont have to consider suicide because my drunk mother thinks she’s cooking with financial advice despite not being able to conjugate half of the buzzwords she’s using
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tysonfurybattlepass · 16 hours ago
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I...i'm from the midwest too bitch. I literally only followed you for culture. and I romanticized you thinking you were this masc Australian vers top with foreskin and a sexy accent and healthcare that didn't have to worry about money? You mean to tell me we're both broke bitches from Honky town USA???? Whatre we gonna do? Worry about paying medical bills? Rub our cut diks together at Panera? bitch, we gonna start a wildfire with our dried up dicks. No docking? fuck outta here. Unfollowed.
PLEEEEEASSSEEEDBDHCHS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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tysonfurybattlepass · 18 hours ago
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looking kinda hot asf in these tight shorts i’m not even going to lie to u
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tysonfurybattlepass · 18 hours ago
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Now I'll be excommunicated from the Online Creatives for this but some of you are tooooo serious about getting more likes than reblogs. Like yeah reblogs are good they help share your work around to get more attention but why are people developing a complex about it. Likes don't mean they hate you it means they like your post. Let's all take a chill pill
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tysonfurybattlepass · 23 hours ago
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STILL THE CASE.
im so fuckign. tired
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tysonfurybattlepass · 1 day ago
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Cuban Crocodile (Crocodylus rhombifer) - (c) SaritaWolf - please do not repost
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tysonfurybattlepass · 2 days ago
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sorry
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