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Yeah, Leif is probably my favorite, but I’m never gonna get over Casper.

Like, yeah he’s been running a dinner for years. His idea of flavor is mayonnaise and he barely knows how to flip a burger. He’s over 170 years old and kinda just forgot. He used to work at the DMV. He was a deadbeat dad. When he left his wife built the most advanced robot ever to hunt him down and confront him, who he then befriended. He’s having a “will they won’t they” with the woman he threw into an unknown astral entity. He’s constantly way more smug than he has any right to be and is riddled with self loathing. He was kidnapped and interrogated by aliens and was such a bastard the guy was ready to tear out his own hair after five minutes.

I love Casper.

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Harvesting my wheat

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love books. because it’s like what if something happened

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You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

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pro tip don’t associate your friends with seasons bc then when ur away from home and it’s that season u will miss them all the time even when ur not aware of it let’s all d!e

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Thank u 2 everyone who is nice to me

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(hears a song lyric) this would make a great all-lower case fanfiction title

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spoke deeply to me.

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i’m gonna- *remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health*

… buy an axe in central london

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really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight

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no one appreciates that i could be a million times worse

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just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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sometimes i feel ive got to