uchidiva
uchidiva
lieutenant burpy boy
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uchidiva · 4 years ago
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the star tarot 🥺
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I just drew my two fave villagers right now - Diana & Olive! What do you think? ♥︎
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uchidiva · 4 years ago
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Have you been playing a lot of Stardew Valley and Harvest Moon lately? There's a new farming sim in the works, created by an Indonesian company with more diverse gameplay!
Create your farm, romance the villagers, dive to save coral reefs, catch bugs and fish to put in the museum, attend mini games and festivals, and MEET MERMAIDS.
Let's talk about Coral Island!
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This Kickstarter has come a long way since it's launch, and as of Feb. 15 it's still got 15 days to reach it's higher goals.
Or, DO YOU WANT TO DATE A MERMAID?
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There are three mythical figures in this game, one of them being mermaids. We've finally unlocked the village, but if we unlock the kingdom there are two romance mermaid options.
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But if mermaids don't do it for you, the human options are just as sexy! (And yes, OF COURSE YOU CAN PICK ANY GENDER 🏳️‍🌈)
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(and the normal townies aren't bad looking either 👀)
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Coral island can be a solo or multiplayer experience, and is planned to launch on switch and other consoles not long after early access in Q4!
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By backing you get the game key for only $20, which is low for the amount of gameplay Coral Island has to offer!
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Yes, that's right! For the low amount of $20, you too can eventually date a mermaid! Consider pledging today!
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uchidiva · 5 years ago
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the cinema 😌
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uchidiva · 5 years ago
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uchidiva · 5 years ago
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uchidiva · 5 years ago
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uchidiva · 5 years ago
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someone: the disney little mermaid is a bad adaptation of the original story because she’s meant to die at the end
me: the original story was meant to be an outlet for the male author having unrequited and repressed romantic feelings for another man and the only happy ending he saw for a same sex attracted man was to die and the only reward was being able to earn his soul through the joy of children his stories brought while the Disney adaptation touched upon the same themes with the work of Howard Ashman, another same sex attracted man but instead being able to give the mermaid a happy and loving relationship where she lives out her dreams is just as thematic and truer to the what the story sought to tell instead of having it become a tragedy. in this essay i
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uchidiva · 5 years ago
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uchidiva · 5 years ago
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i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened
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uchidiva · 5 years ago
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another seasons guide, but this time for New Horizons!
unlike past games, the tree and grass colours don’t change on specific dates. instead, they gradually change a little bit every day. that’s why I’ve only included pictures of things that change on definitive dates (weeds, bushes, cherry blossoms and snow), and included a picture for the first and last day of each time period so you can get an idea of the range of colours that happen during that time
things to note:
the weeds in these images are organized by row. the small weeds will grow into the the medium weed that is directly above them
if you time travel forwards to a new bush season, the flowers will be buds, even if you jumped to somewhere in the middle of the season. if you want to have certain bushes blooming, jump to the day before you want to land on, then move one day forward
if you time travel backwards to a new bush season, the bushes will not have flowers or buds. go back to two days before you want flowers, then travel forwards two days
I’ve heard that cedar trees are supposed to get lights from Dec 15th - Jan 5th in both the northern and southern hemispheres, but for some reason none of mine got lights while testing. maybe it’s because I only have three cedar trees in this town idk
these dates were collected in a town set to the northern hemisphere. I’ve assumed the dates for the southern hemisphere are the same, just shifted 6 months, but correct me if I’m wrong!
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uchidiva · 5 years ago
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How to Grow Lots of Big Weeds
the short and simple answer is:
if you have 149 weeds or less, they will grow
if you have 150 weeds or more, they will not grow no mater what
everything else in this post is just extra information that you may find interesting or useful
I got fed up trying to figure out how weeds worked, so I made a throwaway town on my old switch and ran some experiments. the percentages I list is information I got from the guidebook. based on my tests, they seem to be correct. here’s what I learned:
water makes your weeds grow faster. rain, snow and your watering can all count
baby weeds have a 20% chance of growing without water, and a 50% chance of growing with water
medium weeds have a 5% chance of growing without water, and a 10% chance of growing with water
if you have 149 weeds or less, new weeds will spawn. once you reach 150, weeds will stop spawning and your weeds will stop growing
because weeds stop growing at 150, you can only have a total of 149 medium and large weeds combined
you can make all 149 of your weeds into full grown weeds if you want
if you want lots of bushy, wild-looking weeds all over your town, the most effective way to maximize your weeds is to plant exactly 149 weeds in places where you want the biggest weeds to grow. once a day a new weed will spawn, tipping you over to 150, so you’ll need to pluck one baby weed a day until all your weeds are the size that you want. at that point, you can go fill in the spaces with baby weeds
below are the notes I took while doing this process if you’re interested
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uchidiva · 5 years ago
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uchidiva · 5 years ago
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Perspective. 
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uchidiva · 5 years ago
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The End, by Alister Lockhart.
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uchidiva · 5 years ago
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I'm so awkward and quirky. Like right now I'm sitting down.
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uchidiva · 5 years ago
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ppl on fb were being so mean to this baby and i got so sad... it is just a baby with ears...... :(
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uchidiva · 5 years ago
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some flower furniture edits
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