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[uchihaharlot]

Heh. You tell that to all new acquaintances?

*shakes Shisui’s hand, cheeks slightly pink.*

Very happy to meet you, too.

Itachi-san, please please for the love of all the gods, introduce me to Shisui-kun 🥹🙏🏼🙈 I’m too shy.

@shisui-anon someone wants to see you. And wants to introduce themselves to you. *Itachi’s lips are pursed tight, uncomfortably so*

[uchihaharlot]

….hi. 🫠🙈

Itachi-san, please please for the love of all the gods, introduce me to Shisui-kun 🥹🙏🏼🙈 I’m too shy.

@shisui-anon someone wants to see you. And wants to introduce themselves to you. *Itachi’s lips are pursed tight, uncomfortably so*

[uchihaharlot]

Hii, could i request hcs of uchihas including sasugay being in the night club? Like what would they do and how would they act. U could do them being with so or without, idc.

I literally cannot imagine Itachi and Obito going out anywhere idk they seem too stiff and polite for that tbh

Thanks regardless!!!

Lmao Sasugay 🥹😂😂

Itachi is super polite, he also doesn’t like loud people. Obito, while polite is overtly shy. He just feels so out of place.

SFW(suggestive themes—I can not just ever ignore cock); just some light Drabble on these delicious men

Madara:

If we’re keeping this canon-ish. There weren’t any night clubs in the warring states era. So it was mostly bonfire parties and fight clubs. You can guess which one Madara preferred; and as the number one rule goes without saying.

He doesn’t talk about it.

Obito:

You’re right, he’s too chicken shit to go, but gets dragged by the collar of his shirt. It’s mainly because all the hot girls throwing themselves at him just is overwhelming and he has a perpetual boner the whole night. Which isn’t embarrassing per say, it does more favors for him than anything. He actually goes home with two girls, and that makes Shisui a bit jealous. Obito was the most plastered though and unfortunately falls asleep before anything hot happens with his arm candy, so they kind just lug him into his bed and leave. Wakes up with aching morning wood.

Shisui:

He’s the Uchiha who had the idea to begin with. And he’s actually really annoyed that Obito made out better than he did. Funnily enough, he’s the mostly sober one for the night. Konoha’s number one genjutsu genius might have a celebratorial cup of sake but that’s about it. He spends most of his time schmoozing the ladies, drawing more attention to the barkeep as he opens the tab for everyone to enjoy themselves. Ends up going home with a girl, who also is sober. Shisui is, in my opinion, a very conscientious man. If he’s going rounds with a girl; he wants to make sure they both remember it. Ends up hitting it too good and breaks the condom, so all that amazing blissful feeling evaporates faster than water in a drought.

Itachi:

Does not entertain this kind of nonsense. He might enjoy the finer things in life, dinners out and such. But he absolutely does not go to the night club. He does once, just for the experience and it lives up to his interpretation of it. Loud and obnoxious basically. Shisui will definitely hear about it for the longest time and he shows zero remorse for his almost oopsy baby, you reap what you sow.

Sasugay:

Undeniably the same as his brother; but once pumped with a few ounces of liquor, blacks out (incredibly a lightweight) and starts the bar fight that prematurely ends their evening and closes the bar. Apparently threatening an innocent person with ‘the power of the Uchiha’ was not an appropriate response to being bumped repeatedly on the dance floor and it scares the majority of the patrons. Gets hauled home by his ear by Itachi.

[uchihaharlot]

im in LITTERAL obito hell. Can i please get hcs for obito w total sub fem s/o. God, i really need therapy bc how much i need a man like him 😭

Nonny,

We all are in Obito hell, especially when he's balls deep slapping your ass to the rhythm of your moaning.

Obito is a weird mix of a sub/dom himself, he’s going to need to be shown the ropes, idk why but he's aggressive in a tender way. 🙈🙊😇

NSFW; both y'all getting fucked stupid; there is no way around it; Obito likes to be owned too; (lightly edited because its late asf.)

It’s kinda cute actually. 🥹 His s/o is such a patient woman!! Has no issues with forcing his aggression on her. But HOLY, once Obito is in charge.

Babygirl, you're fucked. In every sense of the word. He's not super fond of tying you up because he really likes when your nails dig into his skin. Obito, bless his little Uchiha heart, can't really feel much on his right side due to nerve damage. So you can freely bite and claw your way up his arm and throat. For the love of god, leave those delectable red marks in the shape of your lips. Hickey's are his love language, and Obito won't hesitate to consensually leave you a handprinted necklace. A testament to how a bit you both are unruly and unhinged in the heated throes of sex.

He's so shy, but easily warms up to it. Especially when you look that gorgeous stuffed with his cock in your mouth. He loves loves loves when you hum from the base of his shaft and up to his tip, sucking there just a little harder than the rest of him. Please press a kiss there too every so often, the tender aspect of it makes him whine. You sucking him as the slut he's always needed just drives him bonkers, and may make him cum fast. And that's usually embarrassing for some men, but when you both are really in the mood for one another...this is just the starting line. You haven't even been stretched around him properly.

His absolute favorite thing is overstimulation. For both of you, he particularly enjoys cock warming in your mouth until he's hard and ready again. It goes without saying, but most Uchiha have a really quick refresh rate (breeding kink checking in). And, this is just my two cents, I love all the Uchiha men, but Obito is built like a damn semi truck, ok? Cock, balls and fuck if I don't love good thighs on a man. Powerful enough to just keep going and going and going... So have your fun now, because you're getting railed faster than the 'midnight train to anywhere.' Your pussy will be crying and raw by the end of the next two hours.

Obito might not even go soft if he's sucked deep enough in your throat. The muscles in the back milk him so damn good. Of course Obito's ideal woman swallows his cum whole, but he understands if you didn't like it coming out your nose like last time. Regardless, once he's been worked good enough, you better grip the sheets and expect to be flipped on your stomach. I truly believe that Obito's favorite position is face down, ass up. He loves to see you shudder and writhe, how each thrust ricochets through your lithe frame.

It gives him the most intimate view of his beautiful cock filling you too, seeing how deliciously you swell around his girth that first thrust in. You being a whimpering mess is an added bonus, even if you try to be quiet, you're not. Not really. Probably don't even remember half the shit you moan out when he's busy fucking you this way.

'Gods Obi...just like that..' or 'Please, I need to cum.' He really enjoys edging you, and then once he does allow you to cum, fucks you into oblivion until you can't stand it anymore.

His large palm pressing your face into the mattress as you stare up at him with glazed eyes, his other hand gripping your ass. He's not thrusting himself into you, he's thrusting you over his cock. The perfect little sleeve, and you glide so easy over him. In and out, the delicate tap tap tap of his cock head against your sensitive cervix just is so good, you cum so fast within the few minutes of being conquered this way. He doesn't mean it if it hits too hard, his cock is just that divine and long. Several orgasms leave you drenching his shaft, but Obito is far from cumming fast this time.

Expect to be thrown into every position known to mankind, and ending with every Uchiha males favorite. The mating press. Oh it's so so so hot, looking into those dark onyx eyes this way. He's incredibly one of the best Uchiha to watch when they cum. His eyes gleam with the impending orgasm that makes his cock twitchy and thicker. Hand at your throat, squeezing every time he feels the dull throb of your pussy sucking his cock in more and more. Each gentle swell of your overused walls reverberates up and down his aching need.

'That's right babygirl, you love to cum all over me.' and all you can do it moan more, words are beside your minds ability to function other than thinking about how full you are.

I know this is supposed to be a dominate situation for you guys, but Obito can't help but be a tender dom. Asking you if you're gonna cum all over his cock again, begging you to cum with him. You both are babbling little fucked out idiots here. And the moment that throb in the depths of your cunt shoots through you, making the both of you pant over each other's mouths. His hand tightens around your throat the second you moan his name for the hundredth time tonight, that undeniable sound of gratification and satisfaction as you cum hard all over his cock. Shaking, twitching and incapable of breathing due to his grip. Adding another layer of your juices to his balls and thighs, the bed is a damn lake from the two of you and it probably is reaching up your back now.

A final groan in your neck as you feel your orgasm coaxing his to fruition. Obito is a softie when he finally cums, it's just so hot to him when you want him to use you this way. Its the best offering for a man who was deprived of basic human touch. Being milked for all that he is worth in the most beautiful manner. SO much better than all those solo years as a 'handy man.' His cum, like most Uchiha, is thick and warm. Coats your insides and each subsequent thrust thereafter your mutual climaxes causes some of it to seep out around your raw opening.

The time you two take to come down and actually gather your senses is euphoric. Obito traces your skin, and rubs your aching thigh muscles when he finally sits up.

All in all, he's down to please you however. Maybe next time he'll wear that mask you always ask about...

[uchihaharlot]

Damn…there must be something in the water this week. Lol, my inbox has grown faster than I’ve ever seen or thought imaginable 🥹🥹 I’m so happy that you guys want to read my dirty little stories 😩😩

I’m feeling a bit better, so I’ll be drafting up some porn for y’all. 🔥😏

[uchihaharlot]

you're so sweet, thanks for the love on some art~ I appreciate it ❤️ hope you're feeling better

I am feeling exceptionally good today. A lot better than. Monday. 😮‍💨 but I am still sort of exhausted? It wasn’t even that invasive of a procedure, but alas the emotional pain was so immense and I think that is a factor.

[uchihaharlot]

Out of 46 votes; the consensus is that Shisui’s cock curves upwards. 😛☺️😏

Had a very horny thot today. And I can’t be helped, I need all my moots on this; and my followers 🙈😇 Very reasonable and scientific research ahead:

So; time to make a poll since I have no better way to spend my afternoon!!

Very nsfw 😂🫠🥵

Which way does Shisui Uchiha’s cock curve?

[uchihaharlot]

My little harlots! ❤️‍🩹😇

I had an unexpected (and rather painful) experience today that put me in the doctors office, I am ok though! I will be back by the weekend, I just need to give myself time to rest and heal. 🥹☺️

[uchihaharlot]

Hii<3 Can I get hcs for Obito with really clingy s/o? I swear to god if he was real i would cling to that man like my life depends on it, he could literally spit on me i would say thank you my lord ❤️‍🩹 Thank you tho 💕

Hehe. It's your lucky day.

If Obito has a clingy s/o, you both will be equally matched. 😇🙏🏼

N/SFW; codependency with Obi; cause he's a bit cray cray too; suggestive themes but not smut.

Often times at social gatherings, if you're there. He's there. If anyone so thinks of inviting one of you to an event , there better be room for the two of you. Otherwise, neither of you go. Regardless of the mistake, Obito will take it very personally that you weren't thought of. You are more forgiving than he is, surprisingly.

If you both stay home, it's very laid back. Dishes need to be done, but you both can't seem to let go of one another. All day cuddle fest on your days off, which have been unsurprisingly calculated to be the same days. So a lot of the chores end up being done together on time off, which is really good for bonding.

Speaking of spitting, Obito is rather shy about this. He will one hundred percent turn beet red at the idea of spitting anywhere on you, but the second you spit down his pants to prove how carnally hot it is. You're going to end up underneath him, and really, who wouldn't want to be under this man? When Obito looks like that? Yea, five ways to Sunday, Obito gets crafty with the many ways he folds you for of both your pleasure. Sex is never one sided.

If you're cumming, he is too. If you can't, he won't. Your relationship is built on mutual trust and desire. Which can also be a double edge sword.

Any time he is on a mission, you end up falling into an unhealthy cycle of house cleaning. Organizing things over and over until it makes sense, if it even will make sense. Nothing makes sense when he is gone. You always feel a little bit less like yourself alone, and the same applies to Obito. He's just as obsessive over missing you on long missions away. Counting his kunai repeatedly, hiding away in kamui (he keeps a pair of your used panties and a few other mementos there).

When he arrives home, he doesn't even drop off his mission report, his instinct is to immediately check in on you. Good thing too, otherwise he wouldn't know that you wear his shirt and spare shoes around the house while he is gone. Thankfully he didn't see you trace his shadow on the wall in the spare bedroom. Then again, he probably would want to do the same of yours if he did.

Hours or days apart are exceedingly grueling. Even if he's locked in the bathroom taking a shit, you have to know he is available. And it never used to be this way, you just are both extremely needy and clingy individuals. Obito won't ever complain. Having a woman as gorgeous as you fuss about him, or squabble about how some chick checked him out. He's grateful. Even if it gets a bit possessive at times, Obito wouldn't ask for anything different. It's nice to be the center of your entire universe. He's a dog for it.

[uchihaharlot]

Hiii, could u do reactions if u asked Uchiha boys to hold their peepee while they're peeing? Thank youu xx

😂😭😭

This is actually something I would give anything to do.

Semi—NSFW; I want to hold these gorgeous men’s pp; kinda short.

Madara:

Nu uh. 😒 Aside from being laid beneath him when he’s going to pound town, going to the bathroom is actually more intimate for this man than letting you suck his cock. Don’t ask him why; he doesn’t like to mix pleasure with unsavory things. It doesn’t ick him necessarily, but he also just doesn’t find it arousing. You can touch his cock when it’s hard, not soft.

Obito:

YES!!! Please!! 🥹😇 Hold his pp! It’s endearing to him, but unfortunately before he can even let the yellow rainbow go, he’s hard!! 😂 Just the way you hold his unruly cock makes him lose focus and he’s instant ramen boner! You’re gonna have to jack him off first, which of course isn’t an issue. But he ends up cumming hard and then peeing. It’s quite a sight to see.

Shisui:

My(our) husband. 😌😩 He’s charmed by your need to accompany him to use the porcelain throne, he even makes it a habit to announce when he’s going to pee (bonus points if you squeeze his pp to change the flow, he thinks it’s funny). Very much the opposite of Obito; once his bladder has been relieved. Shisui’s growing length needs relief as well! So into the shower you go for some hot ass shower wall fucking, but only once he’s cleaned himself.

Itachi:

On the same level as Madara with this but will let you do it once, maybe twice if you pout enough. But that doesn’t always work on Itachi. It’s very cute seeing him incapable of peeing with you there. Even if your face is buried in the back of his shoulder blades, he can’t seem to pee for a few minutes. And if you mess up the aim, he’s going to correct it immediately, in which case his hand lacing with yours is hot and that makes him flustered as well. Going to the bathroom while being semi aroused is not very comfortable when it comes to being a man.

[uchihaharlot]

Holy my inbox 🥹🙏🏼 my little harlots, rest assured. There will be salacious content coming your way.

I just get into this really weird headspace during the work week. 🙃😩

[uchihaharlot]

Had a very horny thot today. And I can’t be helped, I need all my moots on this; and my followers 🙈😇 Very reasonable and scientific research ahead:

So; time to make a poll since I have no better way to spend my afternoon!!

Very nsfw 😂🫠🥵

Which way does Shisui Uchiha’s cock curve?

[uchihaharlot]

Okay, it's not actually a headcanon.. I just need your opinion about Madara (still this madly in love fan with this character😎).

I always wonder if Madara would be a green flag or a red flag. I mean, he seemed to be nice to the person he loves, but I also remember that he probably went off the rails after so many wars and murders. I'm honestly already confused. Help me.🙂‍↕️

(Maybe he is yellow flag. It's between red and green. Oh... also we have black,.. maybe he is black flag.😨)

This is such a difficult thing to touch on, which is why sometimes I feel like pairing Madara with anyone at all is just purely AU. If I were truly going to head canon him, he'd be alone. He's a man that's too high on clan pride and self preservation, and in my mind I truly don't see him having a significant other since he was too busy protecting his family name. Bringing love into a dangerous situation is never smart. If he did have someone he fancied once, he had to let them go. There is really was only room for one person in his heart and that was his brother.

I also only watched bits and pieces of this part of the show lol (I know, I'm a big looser), but from what I've collected. He loved his brother until his last breath and then after when he came back. And after Izuna died, he was not the same man anymore. I don't think he would willingly allow himself to love anyone else, even if he wanted to or could. Obito could be a close second, as like a father/grandfather figure but that relationship was built on distrust and coercion of a young kid who was easily manipulated to Madara's will.

I think he is better of alone anyways. It's safer for him and anyone he come into contact with lol.

oh, definitely a red flag lol. I forgot to answer that.

[uchihaharlot]

Soooo, Madara fan is here, thanks for your last head canon about him. ^^

Can I get "what if Madara falls in love with the girl who is much younger than him (let's say he is 35? And she is 18 or 19). 😔🙏

Hello my little Madara nymphomaniac 🥵🥰 I did not forget you!! ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥 Sometimes inspiration finds me at awkward times.

NSFW; mild grooming; age gap fuckery; consensual; he brings all the girls to the yard; obsessed.

— Madara is definitely the kind of man to go for green girls. The younger, the better. Though he won’t touch one that’s not an adult. He’s a pervert, not a pedophile.

— It’s not something he seeks out either, these types of situations work best if the girl comes to him. He is always accepting the warmth of a woman, especially if she’s fawning over him and such.

— Absolutely loves, loves, loves fucking them into stupid little babbling idiots. These are the kind of girls who just broke up with their first boyfriend and never had a real man inside of them. Probably never had an actual orgasm until he rearranges their pussy. H O L Y Mackerel, when he does lobotomize them with pleasure.

— Now this particular girl though, she’s fiesty and demanding. Knows what she wants. Rocks the boat just as much as he does. Actually has Madara on edge before he’s even ready to cum. And it’s not that she’s different from most girls her age, but damn if she isn't liquid katon in his palms and on his cock.

— Edging him to his heart and cocks content until he flips her over and fucks her rotten into his mattress. The sounds she makes are sweeter than any sakura tree in bloom. Filling her soft cunt to the brim until she’s panting his name over and over. With no end in sight, they fuck like they had been well acclimated to one another for years.

— At the end of their little tryst, Madara can't decide who is more desperate for more. Him or her? Several rounds ensue until the late early hours of the morning. By the time he wakes up she's gone, which is unusual. Madara will typically spent the next several hours coaxing these young girls out of his bed and off his cock. But her?

— She just door dashed his cock and slipped out under the radar. There's something arousingly unholy about this situation. That unregistered fear of missing out kicks in and, well, he's an Uchiha. They tend to fuck hard and fall fast—usually on their terms, but damn she got him good. How aggravating it is to Madara that the seemingly obtainable has slipped through his fingers. Its not that he really wants her, but he feels slighted by her ability to fuck now and talk later never.

— Ok, maybe he is a bit jaded. More than jaded, actually. Since feelings are like the common cold to an Uchiha, he goes about waiting it out...not today old man. For some reason, it's not his cock that aches for her return, but a deeper throb. One right underneath the ribcage that makes his throat lump up with a sense of forlorn and abandonment. So, with this...uncharacteristic and intrusive as hell mindset. Madara searches for her.

— Elicits the help of friends, under the guise that she stole something valuable of his (his poor Uchiha heart). Which, to him isn't necessarily a lie....but not the full truth. He's mad with lust, would be ignorant enough to call it love almost. But that's too soon. His corneas don't make this any easier, he replays their salacious night together over and over until he has every curve and speckle on her skin memorized. 10/10 jacks off to it.

— When they finally do cross paths again, the unfamiliar squeeze of his heartstrings is nearly as taut as when she had came all over his length those some nights ago. Madara will act as indifferent as he can, but fuck if he doesn't look like dog on the street. Eyes ravaging her fully clothed form as she stands before him.

— If falling into this sort of thing for her is something she will agree to, there is not a single place on this earth she can ever hide that Madara's affections won't follow and swallow her whole. She's basically going to be treated as acting Uchiha royalty, for as long as she is by his side. No other girl dare crosses paths with this woman and Madara is finding his feelings easier to accept than he initially imagined.

[uchihaharlot]

Child: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Shisui: I helped.

Child: How?

Shisui:…

Child:

Shisui: I read her the instrucions

lol. This reminds me of that movie, Robots. When they ‘order’ their baby and the mom says… ‘making the baby is the fun part.’

NSFW; some light dabbling about Shisui fucking his wife stupid to put a baby in her; just me daydreaming I'm his wife....

Which is so true, Shisui absolutely cherishes every second making sure his wife was fully seated on and filled by his cock. Ensuring his seed is nicely planted, he'll cock warm her as long as she can stand it. Not that she doesn’t love the gesture; but the dishes need to be done and their first born is probably on his way home from academy…so like. Unfortunately it was short lived.

But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t make the most of every opportunity. He still provides her with quality of course; maybe a vibrator here or there and hey: let’s try double penetration with a dildo. All sorts of strange kinky things come out when Shisui is really in the mood to breed his wife. Breeding is the best time to explore new territory, as long as he gets to pump her full at the end of it all.

Especially loves to fuck her raw while she hangs over the bath tub, giving him the best angle to drive her over the edge over and over. Mornings are rare, since they have to be up so early, but if he tenderly thigh fucks her a half hour before their son wakes up. His wife is more than happy to oblige spoon fucking. It's actually her favorite, while the mating press is a close second, nothing compares to being engulfed by this man's strong arms so early.

Just tender fucking and care, holding her close. Whispering how fucking gorgeous she's going to look pregnant again. How he can't wait to spend the next nine months worshiping her growing body. Shisui definitely whines when he cums in this position, I don't see it any other way. She feels so good wrapped around him with her thighs closed, his morning wood can't take it when he does bust.

Though the afterglow is short lived, their son is jiggling the door handle. Wanting to know why it sounds like daddy is hurting mommy.

Which is how this whole conversation started several weeks later as Shisui is on his way to drop his kid off to school.

[uchihaharlot]

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[uchihaharlot]

Boop boop boop boop

*Lift nose for boops.*

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