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[itachis-eyes]

Sasuke Every Day Until He's Freed From Tree Prison: @sassykinzonline you are not safe from Nii-San Hugs

April 23rd, 2024

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Send me a Kofi maybe? :3

[bossnori]

shin chan style 🍡

[animeomegas]

Does Itachi ever crave rough sex?

That really depends on what you mean by rough sex.

Itachi can definitely crave exhausting sex. Overstimulation, multiple orgasms, prolonged edging. That kind of thing. He can warm up to teasing with toys too, if you introduce him to them slowly.

Itachi can also crave callous sex. Where his alpha just starts fucking him no matter what he's busy doing. His free use kink is legendary after all.

But really rough sex, or hitting, or spitting, or anything cruel... no, he doesn't like it at all. If canon Itachi ever tries to initiate rough sex, it should be a warning sign that he's doing something he shouldn't, like punishing himself, or ignoring his own wellbeing in order to give you something he thinks you want.

[itachianon]

Would you like someone a bit younger than you or older than you?

Age is just a number unless they’re well, less than 18 or someone 20 years older…

[uchiha-itachi-amaterasu]

[amaterasou]

is your comfort character also a sad pretty boy with trauma and questionable morals or are you normal

[captaindelighte]

[kokonutcat]

Whoever draws Itachi with glasses in official arts did nothing wrong

[junsui4089]

Based on worldwide character popularity votes. Almost half of the top 10 are Uchiha lol

[iuri-kun]

have you ever wondered where did sasuke get all his uchiha crested shirts from after he left konoha?

my friend @prejmenuji and I sure have, and that's how this comic came to life

[adhdnojutsu]

Itachi went to get dango for everyone, but his small hands couldn't hold any more with the weight of the world already on his slight shoulders

Based on that photo of Ben Affleck

[bossnori]

good night

[animeomegas]

i think that uchiha omegas are vain without realizing it. for the clan it is not about fitting into the omega stereotypes that are fashionable at the time, but beauty is a type of power, certain physical features are highly valued because they are representations of the purity of the lineage. many of their beauty and makeup rituals are even excessive for other traditional clans and i find the mental image so funny. just imagine massacre au itachi looking at his little brother, his beautiful little brother omega, a pure uchiha, with slightly damaged hair and clean, short nails but not with the usual intricate patterns. he is disturbed both because it is his fault that sasuke knows almost nothing about those traditions and because he fights against the maternal instinct to clean him up and make him worthy of standards that he was raised.

This is such a beautiful ask omg, and I adore it with all my being! 🥰

I love the idea that Uchiha teach all their omegas (and probably the other dynamics too honestly) about make up, fashion, haircare etc. but with the idea that beauty is power. Their clan is beautiful, and that's part of their power and allure.

It's all practical stuff too. Here's my ideas for Uchiha clan beauty standards:

Nails should be short, but beautifully painted.

Hair should be well conditioned with expensive, but crucially scentless, hair products.

Skincare is important. (Uchiha dermatologist specialists, ahh! Non-shinobi members would for sure have the option to specialise in wellness chemistry.)

Clothing is expensive, and stunning. Traditional, but with just the right amount of cutting edge, because they aren't boring like the Hyuuga.

Grace is taught through dance, which Uchiha perform at their traditional festivals.

And Itachi being raised with all this, is intimately familiar with the rituals. He has to paint his nails for the Akatsuki, but they're done so much better than everyone else's. He still knows all the dances, although he doesn't perform them.

And you're so right, Itachi would be unnerved seeing Sasuke without any of that grooming that he would have been expected to do. He was too young for make up when the clan was slaughtered, and he'd only had his nails done by other people so he doesn't know how to do it himself.

He's probably also forgotten all the dances, and outgrown all his formal wear. He definitely doesn't bother with expensive shampoo or skincare.

He doesn't look like an Uchiha should. And Itachi realises in that moment, that even if Sasuke had countless children and revived the clan, the traditions are probably already lost forever. They will quite literally die with Itachi.

I'm imagining Itachi daydreaming about getting to paint Sasuke's nails for him, and performing the special heir dance with him at festivals. When he's face to face with Sasuke, because his mind is struggling to cope with the situation, he finds himself fixating on wanting to wash and brush Sasuke's hair properly. Because it doesn't look right.

This headcanon is perfect. Just the right amount of world building, Uchiha arrogance, and angst.

Here are my questions if anyone wants to jump in:

What sort of nail designs are popular and why?

How does this impact wedding ceremonies?

What kind of special dance rituals or dress up rituals would the heirs have to go through? Did Itachi and Sasuke do it?

How would Itachi and Sasuke feel about this in a non-massacre AU?

[itachianon]

Itachi-san, please please for the love of all the gods, introduce me to Shisui-kun 🥹🙏🏼🙈 I’m too shy.

@shisui-anon someone wants to see you. And wants to introduce themselves to you. *Itachi’s lips are pursed tight, uncomfortably so*