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[udad-thecity]

PLEASE could you explain canon baller Prometheus? The masses (me) are dying to know

Gladly.

It’s a reference to this mashup of Prometheus and Come on and Slam from Space Jam (Made by Ben Below himself!)

It is one of the funniest things ever I fucking love it so goddamn much and am determined to make as many references to it as I can

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ive gotten several asks which are references to memes on tiktok which Im okay with and I think its funny but also you must remember that Mod literally only uses Tumblr and does not know about any of that shit. godbless but my dumbass never gets references

[udad-thecity]

[vibrating] did you guys know about this thing called Hamilton

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[udad-thecity]

Ulysses, what was ur and Penelope's wedding like? If you had one, that is.

Huh. It's been a while since I thought about that.

The thing is, Penelope and I never actually got married. Legally, that is. She was by all means my wife and I her spouse, but we never saw a need to get it legalised or have a ceremony or any of that. We wouldn't have had anyone to invite anyway.

The closest thing we had to a celebration was the night we bought our own home. It was, I don't know, maybe seven years before the Ilium war? She said to me how nice it finally was to live with her spouse- and even though she'd called me that before, it still felt special.

I cooked dinner that night, and we had some fancy (but cheap) drinks to celebrate the occasion. It was a nice night.

We even made each other shitty rings out of paper; hers broke within the month, but I still have mine. I went and got us proper rings eventually. I have both of ours now.

She even got me a 'wedding gift' at one point. It was a watch. A simple one, that just told the time and none of the other tech bullshit they usually do. It broke during the war. I've considered trying to find one like it, but it wouldn't be the same.

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[udad-thecity]

Prometheus....

You perfect, me perfect, together we perfect... Only if you... Open minded...

I see the chemistry, cmon baby you and me. Let's hack Zeus' servers

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[udad-thecity]

Hello arachne . Do we have .,., new stories . Can I tell you stories .

- ( @storyweaver-the )

Oh, hello again. Well, I've been busy, so no new stories from me. You're welcome to tell me as many stories as you like, though.

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[udad-thecity]

comeinthevaultcomeinthevaultcomeinthevault

— @udad-penelope-not

MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE IM COMINGGGG

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[udad-thecity]

Arachne and Athena are doomed toxic yuri mayhaps??

They sincerely hate each other but they often break their unstated rule of not going to visit each other during elections and if I talk about what it is they get up to I may be killed.

Athena x Arachne RPF is, however, quite a common genre and I can’t say all of it is inaccurate.

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[udad-thecity]

Athena!! I have to ask. What's your favorite item that you own?

The printed copy of my very first election speech, the one that got me the votes I needed to win. I keep the title page framed in my office, and the rest in a locked drawer. I read over it sometimes.

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[udad-thecity]

Orpheus would be a dsmp fan

That is private information and you have no right to it.

(how tf did they know how did they know how did they-)

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[udad-thecity]

I have a confession...

I was forced to write Poseidon x Ulysses smut...

..that bitch stole my FUCKING diamond I would sooner murder every olympian than ever fuck them

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[udad-thecity]

The nice tree lady is my mama now! She taught me how to make brownies! Does anyone here want one? :D

If my wife is your mama… what does rhat make me…

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[udad-thecity]

"I USED TO HAVE HOOP DREAMS BEFORE I FOUND OUT THERE WERE OTHER WAYS TO SCORE‼️👅 IF YOU'RE GONNA BE MY BITCH YOU HAVE TO BE OBEDIENT YOU CANNOT BE A WHORE‼️🗣️"

— Probably Hades or Ulysses

A lot of people think Ulysses would say that but no, it was, in fact, yours truly

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[udad-thecity]

Prometheus DEFINITELY knows brainrot

Skibidi sigma

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[udad-thecity]

What is Prometheus' fav game

Someone from another system produced a game called Hades a while ago which seems to (unrealistically) depict many figures in the city. Myself included. (Don't ask how I have access to it; the answer's not legal.)

Other games I like are Poker, Dark Souls, Solitaire and God of War. (Also the Sims 4)

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[udad-thecity]

Udad Orpheus looks like Hades game Orpheus but in a more human version and I'm dying on that hill

Virgin Mechs Orpheus vs Chad Hades Orpheus

[udad-thecity]

"That fucking bird that I hate"

— Prometheus, probably.

This was my senior quote

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