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*scrolling through my own blog*

hmmm.. these are good posts

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“it’s the boys sir…”

“dear god…they’re back in town?”

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As lovely as that would be, I think the SINKs and the DINKs and the homos are more apt to self-mutilation rather than become a breeder and be cursed to put another before themselves 😔

the babyboom from this war gonna be unreal. even the gay men r gonna get pregnant by the end of this

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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

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When I’m scrolling through a blog and see they reblogged one of my posts

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uuugh if you dont want another regime change war in the middle east not only do you hate the jews but youre not really putting america first 🤓

if we go boots on the ground in the middle east maga's over, under 35s will radicalized 10 fold, and what takes magas place will be a hardline nationalistic movement

i voted for no new wars, and if thats not on the table anymore then I'm out

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(Click for best quality) my Witcher boys ;p

The individual sketches in the above order: x , x , x , x , x , x

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what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood

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Emhyr is one of those villains wherein I guiltily enjoy fanon over canon because of just how horrible he is in the books. I eat slightly softer, extremely self-hating, Emhyr. (4/6 fanarts challenge)

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Isengrim’s house husband (5/6 Witcher fanarts done ;p)

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Super Dad

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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away