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too many white cats being named things like snowball or marshmallow. what about freaky ass white boy

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step one to overcoming social anxiety is to realize that most people kind of suck and their opinion of you is literally worthless

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do you think, for a potato chip, being dipped in an onion-based condiment is like seeing an old friend for the first time in years, both of you fundamentally changed and soon destined to die but nonetheless still here in this moment?

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One time I ate probably way too many mushrooms and I could feel my trip going bad. So, I turned to my roommate and I said something along the lines of,

"I feel amazing but I feel like this sensation has a price and I'm about to pay it."

To which he responded, "What are you, catholic?" And that knocked me so firmly out of my mental state that the rest of the trip was hands down the best time I ever did mushrooms.

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punch me in the face hoz

crazy how hozier compared the fact he couldn't tell his relationship was failing because he was too blinded by love to the idea that icarus could not tell he was dying because he was too enamoured by the sun and we were supposed to just carry on living like everything's normal.

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I'm just gonna start doing whatever dude

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some days the distraction is so good some days it feels like literal hell for my soul

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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

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*girl whos scared out of her mind* i think what matters is love and being kind and thats it

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sorry I wasn't working at an optimal rate boss, I was born with a whimsical heart and the poster's soul and I have to share my mind with hot trannies and faggots online

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it’s both comforting and heartbreaking that over time you will slowly forget the little details of someone you once loved so deeply until their memory is just a hazy blur like a dream you once had and can’t quite remember anymore

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On a scale of 1-10 how bad would it be to announce my breakup like celebrities do with the notes app text

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you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

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only going to a hozier concert can save me now

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It’s so funny when you’re baring your heart and soul and they react with the sad emoji like imagine someone making a sad face in front of you

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hearing unknown for the first time after my break up. ready to be obliterated.