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Nico during Mark of Athena

A pomegranate seed a day keeps the death away

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Frank during Son of Neptune

Percy: Want some mars?

Frank: No I hate Mars I want to be a child of Apollo

Percy: Dude, I meant the mars bar, want some?

Frank:

Hazel: Frank, this is not ok

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Jason: Piper, do you know how much I love you?

Piper: Too late, buddy

Piper: *sends a video of Jason farting while flying to the group chat*

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Riordanverse characters as things me and my friends have said and done

Percy: Yea, life is hard, but have you ever seen your sibling eating your food in front of you?

Annabeth: I thought that you'll stop talking if I'm not talking to you

Hazel: I'm feeling guilty for skipping a class even if I'm in a bad health condition and I need to leave

Sadie: Why should we know what that guy did 200 years ago we're in 2019 lmao

Will: Nobody is allowed to talk to me when I have rehearsal

Leo: *sees a crow* Don't you dare to trow your poop at me you piece of sh*t

Annabeth: I'm not a nerd I swear

Grover: *tries to act as if he is metamorphosing into a butterfly in acting class*

Frank: *accidentally touches someone while running* Omg I'm so sorry

Jason: Whose visible farts are clouds?

Piper: I'm wearing makeup only when I have a role you creeps

Carter: *volunteers for everything he finds*

Magnus: Spring is such an amazing season. *sees bees* Nevermind

Alex: I wore these boots all the winter but Im still wearing them because they look gorgeous on me

Apollo: I'm not very good at poetry hahah *writes an amazing poem* That's nothing hehe

Meg: This height is normal for my age so y'all have to shut up

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Annabeth: I don't know who to choose between Luke and Percy.

Sadie: Haha noob get both