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can we get asexual trending for no other reason than the fact that it's my birthday and I'm asexual
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it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
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@moonysfavouritesweater @marauders-everything2
please can i have
Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift
Money
Fourteen billion dollars
Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth
Suitcase full of money
Cool looking rock
Scratching post for me to sink my claws into
An albino elephant
The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall
Uncooked rice
A cup full of blood
100k in cash
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marssssssss im bored and i still havent done the tech hwwww
which hw ?????????,???
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YESSSSSZSSS
everyone: their ship name is everlark!!!!!!
a voice in the back of my mind: ✨peeniss✨
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Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!
I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!
I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!
You are so beautiful and i love you!!!
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Regulus Black's coping mechanisms, a comprehensive list:
Journaling
Coming up with detailed murder plans
James' dick
Stargazing
Scowling
Blowjobs
Glaring
Silently crying himself to sleep
Getting dicked down
Studying too much
Insulting the nearest person
Getting held by James
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Your identity is not a burden.
Your pronouns are not a bother.
Your sexuality is not "weird" or "inappropriate."
Your gender is not an annoyance.
Your relationship is not offensive.
And reminding someone of any of this is not being confrontational. It's being yourself.
Reblog to remind someone.
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Me after i eat your entire family

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me when i oh no im bored And then me when i oh wait its t-t-t-t-tumblr time !!!!!!!
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OMG HIIIIIII MARS HOW R U UR BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Hellooooouoisisodododoododoo :))))))))
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i was playing this game yesterday where i was a small fish and I had to eat other small fish and then Id be a big fish and then id have to eat the other big fish untill i Became a large fish and then id have to eat the other large fish until i became a really large fish While also tryna avoid any fish bigger than me and istg never have I ever had sm adrenaline running through my veins and i think im scared of fish now
#fish#random thoughts#big fish#fish ?#Im scared of fish#ichthyophobia#thats the phobia of fish#Never going in the sea again#i hate fish#apart from sharks and dolphins#sharks are awesome#dolphins are also awesome#i need to do my homework
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reblog if you either eat at least one of the following:
toilet paper
drywall
pineapple on pizza
human skin
pussy
but no one is able to guess which
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I may be a bit biased (sinse its my name) but but Mars is 100% the best planet ! Like it has sm cool shit on it like dormant volcanos and the tallest fucking mountain on it (3x the height of everest) and ITS A RLY PRETTY COLOUR LIKE ITS RED AND ORANGE AND IT JS HAS GOOD VIBES YK
#mars#mars is the best planet#prove me wrong#MARSS#opinion#im js posting everything i think atp#bored af#MARRSSSSSSSSSSS
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statistics are so underrated like I love graphs and charts and shit and like did u knnow like one human hair can support three ounces and did you know americans produce 20% of all the garbage in the world like i will type up cool statistics into google and be entertained for fucking hours
#statistics#statistics are cool#fun facts#im cool i promise#im a jock#not a nerd#i promise#statistics are the best though#tag#im so tired
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there were so fuckjng gay oh em gee
#bill and ted#gayyy#gayyyyy#most excellent#autism 👍#also gayism#why gay people are spooky#ahhhhhhhhh
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