Steven Universe ended on a great note, but now I just really want a spinoff series about Steven travelling across America and inflicting his own brand of weirdness on people
“So this guy walks into the diner. I say ‘guy’ because I couldn’t tell how old he was, he’s either a very tall child or a babyfaced grandpa. He’s wearing a bright pink varsity jacket and flip-flops, and when he’s done breakfast he gives me a fifty-dollar tip on a five dollar breakfast. So now I’m thinking, ‘Oh, I gotta know more about this guy,’ and I ask him what he does for work.
“And this guy looks at me, and he looks like the oldest man in the world, and he says, and I quote, ‘I used to own a school but I retired when the stress started killing me,’ and walks out. I think about him maybe once a week.”
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garreg mach monastery math problems
from that one vine
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Sword enthusiast blew expenses on expensive ass sword
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Sword enthusiast blew expenses on expensive ass sword
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Saying “I’m back on my bullshit” is funnier when you cycle through hyperfixations at random intervals because no one knows what bullshit you’re talking about unless you’ve made it obvious before or while saying it.
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my main FEH team which is just full of my favs or “kana does 90% of the work and everyone else is just. there”
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WHY IS DRAWING HANDS SO FUCKING HARD
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