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Smile for the Cameras!
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[Indie RP blog for Phone Guy. Written by Kyuubey]
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uh-hellohello · 8 years ago
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I feel like no one talks about this but im just putting it out there:
If there is a minor typo in my reply, you have my permission to correct it. I hate looking back at rps and realizing im a gotdamn wingnut with my typos
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uh-hellohello · 8 years ago
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Holiday-Themed Sentence Starters
“No snow? The Christmas is ruined.”
“Can we turn those lights off at least for the night?”
“I doubt Santa will appreciate getting trapped in that.”
“Are you saying you’re trying to bribe Santa into giving you more presents?”
“This is the time of the year you put your money in something no one wants.”
“Can’t we just open the presents already?”
“You never guess what I got!”
“One more word about this sweater and I’ll burn every gift with your name on it.”
“We need to decorate more, this is nowhere near enough.”
“You can’t eat reindeer! They’re how Santa gets around!”
“I remember this one year the Santa smelled like alcohol. He said some weird stuff.”
“Well, do you think you’re on the nice-list this year?”
“Come on, let’s go out and play in the snow!”
“Look how much it’s snowing right now!”
“Omigosh the stockings are on fire!”
“If I eat any more, I’ll explode, but this is too good. I can’t stop.”
“What do you mean it’s Christmas already?! I’m not prepared!”
“Only one week left of the year, and it’ll be spent eating all this chocolate. You want some?”
“I get the same things every year.”
“Here, a little present for you.”
“I don’t know if this is what you wanted, but I hope you like it.”
“I’m pretty sure you like what I got you.”
“Wow, thank you! I didn’t even know you knew I wanted this.”
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uh-hellohello · 8 years ago
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Send me one pro and one con you could see with having sex with my character.
(anons welcome)
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uh-hellohello · 8 years ago
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Studio Ghibli Sentence Meme
“Now I have something I want to protect. It’s you.”
“I’m not afraid to die!”
“You cannot change fate. However, you can rise to meet it, if you so choose.”
“They say that the best blaze brightest when circumstances are at their worst.”
“Fear and anger only make it grow faster.”
“I think I can handle it.”
“Here’s another curse for you - may all your bacon burn.”
“Don’t worry! Stay right where you are, I’m coming to get you! You’re gonna be fine, I won’t let him hurt you.”
“I need something of yours. How ‘bout your eyes?”
“We gotta get out of here! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
“You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!”
“No more killing. It has to stop!”
“You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman.”
“Guys, don’t take that food! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
“Fight ‘em! C’mon!”
“Smile so we can make a good impression.”
“We each need to find our own inspiration. Sometimes it’s not easy”
“I finally get a bouquet and it’s a goodbye present. That’s depressing.”
“Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living.”
“Sorry, it looks like you’re involved.”
“Oh, my baby! Are you all right? Are you emotionally traumatized?”
“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
“Leave before it gets dark.”
“Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can’t remember.”
“Cut off a wolf’s head and it still has the power to bite.”
“It’s all so familiar yet I know I’ve never been here before. I feel so at home.”
“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
“I suggest you surrender. There is no ship coming to rescue you.”
“I had no idea that my rage could drive me to kill.”
“These days, there are angry ghosts all around us - dead from wars, sickness, starvation - and nobody cares.” 
“A heart’s a heavy burden.”
“Please! You must stop!”
“Well, well, well… hello kitty.” “You can’t be busy - you’re five!”
“So you say you’re under a curse? So what? So’s the whole damn world.”
“ I have really had enough of your incredible stupidity.”
“Lamebrain! They made an escape! Now step on it!”
“I didn’t want them to kill you.”
“It’s fun to move to a new place. It’s an adventure.”
“Welcome the rich man, he’s hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there’s plenty there to kiss!”
“You shouldn’t be here! Get out!”
“He said Mom was ugly, now go get him!”
“Kill him and you’ll be famous.”
“I’ve seen him do this once before when a girl dumped him.”
“S/He’s alive. There goes that dream.”
“That was the night I died.”
“I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.”
“You don’t remember your name?”
“Don’t be afraid, I just want to help you.”
“Poor kids. I’ll really miss them.”
“I don’t fight for honor. I fight for a paycheck.”
“ No, No, No! Don’t do this! Help! Help! Crazy lady with the shovel!”
“She was once quite beautiful, so I decided to pursue her, then I realized she wasn’t, so then, as usual, I ran away.”
“You’re in love. Don’t deny it, you’ve been sighing all day”
“She never woke up again.”
“You blubber heads! I’m not runnin’ a luxury cruise! Now get to work!”
“Why does everything that’s good for you have to taste so bad?”
“Whatever you don’t want me to clean, better hide it now!”
“This is our little secret. You tell anyone and I’ll rip your mouth off.”
“I give up. I see no point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”
“If I lose my magic, that means I’ve lost absolutely everything.”
“ It’s… you’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave. ”
“There’s a demon inside you.”
“Don’t get alarmed but I’m being followed. Act normal.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got four-wheel drive.”
“This is what hatred looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you! It’s eating me alive, and very soon it will kill me!”
“Smooth. Very smooth. You definitely know how to make a good first impression.”
“Everyone fears their own mortality.”
“Play with me or I’ll break your arm!”
“I gotta get out of this place. Someday I’m getting on that train.”
“Wait give us a minute! This is clearly harassment.”
“Why do fireflies have to die so soon?”
“There you are, sweetheart. Sorry I’m late. I was looking everywhere for you.” 
“When you’re going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work.”
“Why did you stop me from killing her?”
“When I saw you, I just wanted to find a way to protect you.” 
“One thing you can always count on is that hearts change.”
“Tell me while you’re still alive!”
“This is a tomb for the both of us.”
“If nobody comes in, I’m gonna have to eat pancakes forever and be fat, fat, fat! And what am I supposed to do about that?”
“Even if you were a woman, you’d still be an idiot!”
“What do you say we give ‘em a little demonstration of how fast we can run, huh?”
“HAM!”
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uh-hellohello · 8 years ago
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Winged!AU Sentence Starters
“Your wings are really soft”
“Don’t fucking touch them they’re SENSITIVE”
“Can I like, fly on your back”
“It’s such a pain to do anything with these”
“Be gentle when you touch them”
“I’ve never flown with them since I had them clipped”
“It’s the same color as your hair, that’s so cool”
“Can you talk to birds too?”
“Flying is fun until you get a mouth full of bugs”
“Eh, I guess it’s alright having wings, can’t lay down on your back though”
“How do you put…. shirts on??”
“What do you do with them when you swim?”
“Having wings seems so cool, you’re so cool”
“Sometimes I wish I didn’t have them”
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uh-hellohello · 8 years ago
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heres a pINKTRAP BECAUSE WHY NOT
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uh-hellohello · 8 years ago
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Heya, the mun of takenwaytoosoon here - I was wondering whether perhaps you might like to plot something with me for Mort and Puppet interacting? It's ok if you'd rather not right now, but I thought I'd ask.
Totally my man! 
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uh-hellohello · 8 years ago
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look inside your local gift box and you will find a friend and a boy.................
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uh-hellohello · 8 years ago
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i made a new rp blog and within 24 hours someone i followed blocked me? I only had two posts cause i literally JUST made the blog, one was an OOC post about how i can’t show up in tags yet bc my blog was under 48 hours old, the second was a starter call..??? wtf did i do?? 
feels good feels warm mkes me filled with confidence
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uh-hellohello · 8 years ago
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I can only think of one thread reply I owe and that's for askthisfoxy so if I've misses any of all reply to this
Otherwise I might drop some starter stuff tomorrow
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uh-hellohello · 8 years ago
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uh-hellohello replied to your post “[Drums fingers on laptop So. I’ve been thinking about this blog quite…”
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uh-hellohello · 8 years ago
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Reblog this is your muse has straight up actually died
Optional: they’ve returned from the dead
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uh-hellohello · 8 years ago
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“ You’ve always been my favorite. ” 
              “ Really? ”
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uh-hellohello · 8 years ago
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Reblog if your partners don’t need to make excuses or feel like they need to hide from you if they’re not ready to reply to a thread. No one wants to be the person that takes the fun out of someone else’s experience.
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uh-hellohello · 8 years ago
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You should go as a alligator tamer.... You could really sell it.
“Ha. Clever.”
“.... i actually w-was one, back in the d-day. So, uh, does that even c-count as a costume? i wonder if i s-still have the uniform...”
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uh-hellohello · 8 years ago
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you should be cinderella
“Huh...? W-why cinderella? I m-mean, thats an... interesting ch-choice.”
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uh-hellohello · 8 years ago
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Mort should be a stripper for Halloween, and make everyone happy~
“Wh- S-stripper!? Im n-not doing that! Trust m-me, no one w-wants to see that.”
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