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a big problem with dyke tumblr is that in those smutty text post scenarios the girl with the dick is always the aggressive dominant one, which is obviously not just transmisogynistic but boring. maybe those cis girls would actually get some of the “dyke cock” they keep desperately posting about if they pushed us around once in a while!!!!

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"well, the laser vision IS a plus, because it's cool watching her set stuff on fire from 50 yards away. and i like that she can fly and get things off of high shelves for me. but those aren't the ONLY reasons why i like her!"

(also i hope you enjoy retro batdad, because that's where my brain's at right now. i'm delighted that starfire's design is already so incredibly 60s; she fits right in 🌠)

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Let's check on our favorite thottie

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Broke: Bruce wayne uses his batman voice to spook his children at 2 am to get them to stop playing video games

Woke: Batman used his Brucie Wayne voice to interrogate JL criminals in custody in a sealed, soundproof room untill they're begging to be let out and give up the information freely

Hyperwoke: Brucie Wayne and his ensemble of children attend the met gala in their full vigilante costumes and Brucie flirts aggressively with anything that moves

Superhyperwoke: Brucie Wayne and his ensemble of children dress up in fifteen dollar Walmart knockoff versions of JL members and go on a sightseeing bus tour of Metropolis.

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if netflix city hunter gets another movie please make a better poster BAHAH ITS SO UGLY

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Will somebody please draw me with the Ghoul? Pretty please?

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Train meat is illegal in 246 countries

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Train meat is illegal in 246 countries

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Look at that thats pretty cool

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Even the top gets pregnant

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Forget getting married on a train, I want to see a train Divorce.

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I don't know how to talk dirty to you but I can rant about the public infrastructure of Chicago if that's good enough for you

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