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nice pair of characters who trust each other more than anyone else in the whole entire world it would sure be a shame if one of them betrayed that trust for the sake of trying to keep the other alive. it would sure be a shame to love someone so much you destroy them

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the arm scene but it’s gideon’s heart

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Fork found in kitchen.

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wicked (2024) // wicked: for good (2025) trailer

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New York. Martes.

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my workout

500 reps yanking your chain

500 reps pulling your leg

500 reps taking the piss

1000 reps winding you up

getting on your nerves until failure

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Appropriate gym attire and appropriate hand gestures...the girls are loathing!

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i appreciate that i saw both of these on my dash within about five posts of each other. we’re gonna need both moods going forward, tbh.

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"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert

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Why do we torture Glinda so much? I mean I love it! But jeez

Looks at my deathloop Glinda au

Looks at my hcs for what Glinda was and wasn't allowed to do while in the emerald palace

Hmmmm

Consider this also: who else suffers if poor Glinda is put through the wringer?

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This is so fucking funny

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Hi hello what are your fav gelphie fics / more importantly your fav gelphie authors? Like the ones who just get them?

AN OPPORTUNITY TO PLUG SOME OF MY FRIENDS AND MUTUALS?? truly do not mind if i do!! okay so SOME OF my fav gelphie authors include:

queenofmarigolds (aka @blackseablacksky)

ifthebookdoesntsell (aka @greta--gill)

@loniceravine who has the same username on ao3

@brokendevilwrites also with the same username on ao3 i think

@localgaysian again with the same username on ao3

i also reallyyyyy really really love @uisceb, @festivating (haline on ao3), and @noheteroexplanation's works!! i have not actually talked all that much or maybe at all to any of them?? (hi guys if you're seeing this lol!!) regardless, i am a real true big huge fan of pretty much everything all of these people have done in this space and will probably always read anything gelphie they publish from here on out. everyone listed here are all true understanders of The Characters to me <3

in terms of fics that i love, OBVIOUSLY i am an attrition stan!! but since that fic ended, some ongoing fics that make me excited every time they update include:

tethered to by @perigrin (also if this author writes more gelphie i will def be reading more!!)

forever is composed of nows by @snoopyredd

it was today (and not tomorrow) by the aforementioned loniceravine

i am trying to think of other fic recs for like currently ongoing fics and will come back if i can think of more

ANYWAYYYYY THAT'S ENOUGH FROM ME!! HAPPY SUNDAY Y'ALL LOL

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hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!

are you thirty? have a sip!

are you hungry? have a spack!

have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.

are you stick? purt your indies!

do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!

are you tired? break your togs!

do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.

are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!

I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)

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i actually find it really fascinating that there seems to be a subset of people who watch television shows and seemingly can't handle an ounce of conflict or narrative tension or flawed people handling difficult situations imperfectly. how do you guys live like this

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me writing posts about media no one cares about: and another thing,