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also oh my god how does anyone drive with lane assist on i got on the freeway and i could feel my car moving against my will and it freaked me out so bad i could barely hit the speed limit and we had to pull over to figure out how to turn it off and when we did and i got back on the road i was simply normal again

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i am somewhere in ontario. i do not know the specifics. keelin put me in a rental car and it was like taking the leash off an excitable puppy i just started flooring it out of the city

THE MIDWESTERN URGE TO ROAD TRIP

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THE MIDWESTERN URGE TO ROAD TRIP

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He wants me to fuck him through the hole in his hazmat suit so bad but lowkey it isnt even him in there anymore

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⚠️this is financial advice⚠️:

never buy anything

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it's 2025 and keelin just made me lose the game

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I'M TEAM CRYSTAL COME FIGHT ME 🔮 the ORB

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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accidentally got a fuck huge cold brew bc i forgot how big an oz is and the airport is overrun by a church group going to mexico and i have the Caffeine Sweats

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accidentally got a fuck huge cold brew bc i forgot how big an oz is and the airport is overrun by a church group going to mexico and i have the Caffeine Sweats

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fucking early ass flight THE ALARMS IM SETTING FOR TOMORROW ARE THE SAME ONES I SET FOR SURGERY LMAO #GOODNIGHT

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3:50 am good morning world

fucking early ass flight THE ALARMS IM SETTING FOR TOMORROW ARE THE SAME ONES I SET FOR SURGERY LMAO #GOODNIGHT

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fucking early ass flight THE ALARMS IM SETTING FOR TOMORROW ARE THE SAME ONES I SET FOR SURGERY LMAO #GOODNIGHT

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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wait you know what this could mean. latvia apartment crashout... THREE

i caught up on woe.begone