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I’M NOT SuFFERING.

your blindness to your struggles is the delicious fruit slices atop my oatmeal.

please continue.

nourish me.

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@littlesthandmaid started following you

WELCOME YOuNG BITCH. TO MY ESTATE. 

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LIKE I COuLD BE SCARED SO EASILY.

WHATEVER. SuRE. “SOuNDS GOOD”.

YOu WON’T BRING uP YOuR OFFPuTTING TROLL QuADRANTS AND SHIPPING AGAIN. AND WE AGREE THAT CAL WAS AN ABOMINATION.  BEFITTING OF THE MOST HORRENDOuS OF RETRIBuTIONS. FOR BEING THE MOST DISGuSTING PERSON I HAVE EVER MET. 

man yoU’re reminding me jUst how mean i am at heart here. bUt i’ll resist the temptation of scaring yoU in any sUch way. bUt more to the point. alright, hUsh, i jUst said i coUldn’t remember. regaUrdless, they had a thing for yoU and that’s what i remember. and cal was, as we both know, great at pUshing bUttons. we’ll leave it at that shall we? and i’ll even not tease yoU aboUt anything else to that natUre, soUnd good?

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OH. YOu WILL LEARN VERY SOON. EXACTLY WHO I AM. 

WHEN YOu GET TO BE THIS GREAT. INTRODuCTIONS AREN’T A THING YOu HAVE TO DO ANYMORE. BECAuSE EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS ABOuT YOu.  AND IF THEY DON’T.  THEY WILL. IN THEIR VERY IMMINENT FuTuRE.

hey, i’m not that much of an idiot!

clubs deuce is my name, demolition’s my game who might you be, oh shouty rude person?

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MAKE YOuR FINGERS NOT DO IT. THEN IT WILL STOP. AND I WON’T HAVE TO READ YOuR GRATING FORCED CAT WORDS. 

Nyai wish Nyai could.

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YOu WON’T BOTHER WITH IT.  BECAuSE THERE’S NO POINT TO BE ARGuED. 

AND NO. NO. NO.  DO NOT DRAG ME THROuGH YOuR TROLL QuADRANT SYSTEM. WITH THAT DELIRIOuS OBSESSIVE SHIT GAFFING BIMBO. KISMESITuDE ISN’T A THING I DO.  NO, THINK MORE ABSTRACTLY. ABOuT FAMILIARITY OF THE HATEFuL KIND. BEYOND THE BORDERS OF YOuR LOATHSOME ALIEN SYSTEM. 

NOT TO MENTION. THAT IS ALSO A NO.  SHE WON NO SuCH THING FROM ME.  NO ONE. WILL EVER WIN SuCH A DEVELOPMENT FROM ME. 

heh… well, i have an argUeing point there bUt i won’t bother down that line of thoUght.

bUt yeah. weren’t yoU and cal kismesis at one point? …or. am i remembering wrong. … i might be remembering wrong. i’ve been doing that a lot more lately. apologies if so. mmhmm. have fUn with that. 

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knowingoverseer replied to your post:[[ tuuummmbblllrrrrr. you fuck with my theme, you...

((oh gosh, it’s fucking with my theme rn too. I’m sorry dear ; a ;))

[[ now we may suffer together, what a blessing ]]

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[[ tuuummmbblllrrrrr. you fuck with my themes, you fuck with me.

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THAT DOESN’T COuNT.  uNSANITARY BODILY FuNCTIONS BEING OFFHANDEDLY MENTIONED ISN’T EMBARRASSING. OR HuMILIATING.  IT’S JuST DISGuSTING. AND HAS NO PLACE IN THIS NSFW ASK MEME GAME TREND. 

MY WHAT. EX???  WHAT IS THAT. WHO IS THAT. 

YOuR BuTTONS HAVE BEEN NOTED. FOR FuTuRE REFERENCE. 

one of yoUr alternates was really fond of asking aboUt Unsanitary bodily fUnctions in mUndane ways and i coUldn’t bring myself to answer those. 

UsUally qUestions that home in on certain people i’ve affection for rather than a general ask of what i’m into. (yoUr ex was REALLY fond of pressing my bUttons. and she knew exactly where those bUttons were.) i’ve thoUght of sending oUt qUestions that i know i woUldn’t want to answer myself so i gUess i’m being Unfair adding those into the mix to compare the tameness of yoUr qUestion to. hmm… well anyway, it doesn’t matter. it was still a nice qUestion. i applaUd yoUr effort.

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SEE. THIS IS THE RIDICuLOuS CONTENT I WAS TALKING ABOuT. WHEN I SAID ILLOGICAL ANSWERS THAT DON’T MAKE SENSE. 

I AM DONE TALKING TO YOu.

The sage finds the holes in empty words, the jester fills them with balloons and lets them lift their spirits.

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SEND ME SOME ANYWAY. 

OR. NO. ON SECOND THOuGHT. I’M NOT GIVING YOu MY COORDINATES. 

SEND SOME TO SOMEONE ELSE. WHOSE COORDINATES I POSSESS. THEN I WILL RECEIVE THE VEJAZZLED VAGINA FROM THEIR HOME. AND EAT IT LAVISHLY IN FRONT OF THEM.

if i knew how and felt nice id send you some but  its great though 10/10 would recommend

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THIS IS NO EXCuSE TO DELIVER ILLOGICAL ANSWERS TO ME.

That’s beca(_)se yo(_) bore me.

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LIKE WHAT. 

TELL ME. WHAT INVASIVE QuESTIONS HAD RENDERED YOu SPEECHLESS IN THE GRIP OF HuMILIATING EMBARRASSMENT. 

mmhmm, okay. if yoU say so bUddy. i jUst mean i’ve had worse qUestions come my way on the embarrassment or hard to answer scale. that one was pretty easy :U i know what i like, and i speak of it withoUt shame ;U

bUt then i’m lamenting aboUt eyes so of coUrse it’s tame.

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I CAN BE LIKE WHAT.  THE LOGIC OF YOuR DRIVEL IS SO PERPLEXING.  IT’S IMPEDING MY ABILITY TO ENJOY THE HILARIOuS THING YOu JuST SAID. 

MAKE BETTER SENSE.

“well, yoU can be like that, bUt i will still defeat yoU. that is known.”

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THE GLITTERING HuMAN DELICACY? NO.  IT IS NIGH IMPOSSIBLE TO ACQuIRE MOST HuMAN FOODS. DuE TO THE FACT THAT THEY ARE DIMENSIONS AWAY. AND HIDDEN IN OBSCuRE LOCATIONS uNBEKNOWNST TO ME. 

so have you tried those vedazzled vaginas yet

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@calamitousdetonation started following you

I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE.  THIS MAY BE THE DIMWITTED PORCINE AGENT. THAT WORKS uNDER JACK.  I THINK I’M RIGHT. 

CONFIRM THIS.  ARE YOu THE IDIOT DERSE AGENT? OR ALTERNATE OF. 

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YOuR IMPERTINENT REMARKS SIMILARLY. DEMONSTRATE NO SKILL IN THE CONVERSATIONAL DEPARTMENT. WHICH. IN TuRN.  MAKES YOu APPEAR FOOLISH AND SOuND DuMB. 

If anything, smart talking wo(_)ld make me appear more foolish than I act(_)ally am, rather than skilled. It w(_)ld show a skill for wordplay and a sense of self worth.

B(_)t I s(_)ppose if yo(_)’ve never bothered to pay attention to anything other than yo(_)rself, yo(_)’d be too thick to know that.