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We’re gonna do better today. We’re gonna be kinder to ourselves today. Yesterday is no longer relevant. Today we start anew.

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people who arent punctual freak me out im so stressed. what do you mean the event starts at 6 and you’ll pick me up at 5:50 even though I live 20 minutes from the venue? what do you mean being 10 minutes late is “no big deal”? what if there’s no parking and nowhere to sit? what then? i need to be there at 5:45 just to be sure and you’re like Oh Whatever Dude... ARE YOU OKAY

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this is literally the only logical progression for their dynamic

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where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

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I rewatched Lord of the Rings the other day and you know what I really appreciate?

The men are so tender.

They cry, and kiss each other’s foreheads, and hug, and call each other ‘my friend’ and ‘my dear’; they’re respectful to women and faithful to their partners; they have banter without being creepy and sleazy, and literally none of that stops them from being considered “manly”.

More Lord of the Rings men please.

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I dressed up yesterday like this

but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

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“Hey, I’ve sworn off manhandling.” “Well, you know, that’s good because that’s what got you into this jam in the first place, isn’t it?”

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I want to be rich enough to leave $100 tips

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I was 12 when black parade came out in 2006 and a lot of parents were freaking out about MCR being a bad influence and making kids dark and scary and edgy and at the time I was like adults are so dumb they dont know anything but now 13 years later I can say with confidence that being in seventh grade and perfectly imitating every word and sound Gerard Way said and made in The Sharpest Lives and Mama……….Really Did something to me. It changed me on an atomic level. 12 year old me post-Black Parade was not the same girl she was the day before. after she learned the lyrics to House of Wolves and started chanting “S-I-N” like a rabid vampire gremlin something snapped and now I’m who I am so

Fair.

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You come in here again… In fact, you go anywhere in this city, preying on innocent people, and we will find you and we will eat both of your arms and then both of your legs. And then we will eat your face right off your head. Do you understand?

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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#she’s trying her best okay

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‘‘I’m good at making people feel good because I have had a lot of practice on myself. Practice on myself because I feel sad a lot.”

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when someone tells you how bad your fav is

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do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”

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This city is afraid of me. I’ve seen it’s true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. 

Watchmen (2009) dir. Zack Snyder