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ultimasakura · 24 hours
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I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot
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ultimasakura · 24 hours
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Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.
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ultimasakura · 2 days
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I love subjects and topics
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ultimasakura · 2 days
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Top-Tier Villain Motivations
They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.
I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.
Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.
Yes, Master
Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!
I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)
I don't want a better future, I want a better past!
No other way to get performance art funded these days
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ultimasakura · 2 days
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I LOVE VIOLENT WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ultimasakura · 3 days
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ultimasakura · 3 days
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ultimasakura · 3 days
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can someone fact check this
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ultimasakura · 3 days
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I think that if a post by someone who has blocked u is on your dashboard it should show up with the like and reblog buttons disabled and some manner of scowling devil imp or beast next to their url
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ultimasakura · 3 days
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ultimasakura · 3 days
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You have to recognize your capacity for harm. You cannot omit the harm you've done to others to remain "good." Anybody can be a bigot. Anyone can be an abuser. Anyone can harm anyone at any time even those who have been harmed themselves. The world is not made up of victims and villains only, this is life, not a Saturday morning cartoon and you are a human being who can or maybe even has hurt others and you HAVE to acknowledge that to learn to be better.
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ultimasakura · 9 days
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i’m legally mail so i need to be stuffed into a post box
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ultimasakura · 9 days
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welcome back margaret thatcher and ronald reagan
honestly i don't even think of jk rowling as a person anymore she is just the embodiment of bigotry and conservativism to me. everything about her and her career is so inherently built on it and documented and centered around it that it's impossible for me to see her anything but the pure distilled concept of right-wing fascist evil
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ultimasakura · 9 days
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honestly i don't even think of jk rowling as a person anymore she is just the embodiment of bigotry and conservativism to me. everything about her and her career is so inherently built on it and documented and centered around it that it's impossible for me to see her anything but the pure distilled concept of right-wing fascist evil
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ultimasakura · 14 days
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Today on a very special editon of Master Unchef
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do you think jerma is canon to undead unluck
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