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I AM STILL ALIVE BTW MY BRAIN JUST SAID NO. FOR A MONTH STRAIGHT. VERY SORRY ABOUT THAT. THANKS TO THE PEOPLE WORRIED ABOUT ME IN ASKS YOU MOTIVATED ME TO WRITE THIS <3. VERY SORRY AGAIN.

uhhhh future of this tournament! (and @tumbler-battle-arena)

for the foreseeable future, there will most likely unfortunately not be more polls by me on either. HOWEVER:

i will resume reblogging other tourneies on this account. zero idea how popular tourneys are still but in case anyone still wants some promotion

for the battle arena, since i never actually started it, if someone wants to go take the torch, find out if everyone who submitted themselves is still down for it, and run the tourney themselves (although i will probably still stay in the background and help out if deemed necessary (because i have issues letting go and also it's one of my very special 25 sideblogs at i enjoy bragging about)), they are very welcome to do it - just ask and i'll add you to the sideblog!

(as for where i am going, it is to brainrot because i am currently in the grips of hlvrai and hermitcraft/life series. i may or may not do a "favorite clips" or something tourney from one of those, though i'm not sure since it's been a while since i've done tourneys and i have no idea what the poll scene looks like in those fandoms. zero idea if this interests anyone but just in case, hi. please talk to me i'm obsessed with these losers. i will surrender my main for this. and also if you just wanna be mutuals or something. this section really doesn't matter but i am sHooting my shot apparently. this is a really awkward goodbye now, you know. it's why i made this text small(etho /ref), because I talk a lot. like when you're walking down the street with someone and you say bye but you keep walking the same way (/ref again and also unrelated but this has literally happened to me so many times). well there. enjoy day. or night. drink water now or else. bye bye :) )

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THE ULTIMATE POLL TOURNAMENT 3.0 HAS CONCLUDED IN A FOUR-WAY TIE!!!! CONGRATS EVERYONE

(50/50 on desktop is tie despite the odd number shhh)

R8 - FINALS!!: @battle-of-the-birds AND @a-dinosaur-a-day VS @tournament-winners-tournament AND @nicejewishcharactershowdown

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R8 - FINALS!!: @battle-of-the-birds AND @a-dinosaur-a-day VS @tournament-winners-tournament AND @nicejewishcharactershowdown

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R8 - FINALS!!: @battle-of-the-birds AND @a-dinosaur-a-day VS @tournament-winners-tournament AND @nicejewishcharactershowdown

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All Dinosaurs Are Jewish

A comedic essay by a Jewish Paleontologist who nearly went the Rabbi route

In Judaism and Jewish culture, the word for life, chai, has a value of eighteen in Jewish numerology. As such, this essay has 18 points. However, I am sure I could think of more, if pressed.

Well we can start with the easy one - people don't actually know what either of us actually are. What people typically think of when they hear or say EITHER "dinosaur" or "jewish person" is usually far, far off from the reality for either group! We are both deeply misunderstood among most people.

People think we aren't still here, either of us - they think all dinosaurs are extinct, when birds are still around - and many people think, or at least act, like all Jewish people are dead - or irrelevant to the modern world, whichever. And yet, both Jews and Dinosaurs are keep kickin'!

Not only are both of us still here, but we're thriving! Despite suffering through hardship after hardship, both Dinosaurs *and* Jews are still here. We have chutzpah.

People keep ascribing us managerial skills we have never demonstrated having??? Whether it's saying "Dinosaurs ruled the world during the Mesozoic" or "Jews control the media" or "Birds are just governmental drones", people think we're controlling things when all any of us are doing is just vibing

We love music! Whether it's the toot toots of the Lambeosaurines, the casual harmonization of the niggun, the lovely songs of Passerines, or the delightful energy at a tisch, music is a thread that unites Dinosaurs and Jewish folk across millennia

Similarly, from the dozens of display structures we've found in extinct dinosaurs as well as modern birds, in addition to dancing and performances in living birds, and the pagentry of Jewish ritual life and ritual objects - all the way back to the clothing worn by the Kohenim during the First Temple period - one thing Dinosaurs and Jews *definitely* have in common is a DEDICATION to STYLE, unparalleled for both - we are fabulous, and that alone proves we are one and the same

We are truly cosmpolitan - not a lot of groups can claim as far flung of membership as dinosaurs/birds (not a lot of animals live in Antarctica today... but birds sure do like it) and Jewish folk (there have been enough Jews in Antarctica for a minyan!)

I mentioned earlier that we aren't really perceived as we actually are - in that vein, we are both extremely diverse and varied groups that have taken many forms and aesthetics over the years! I mean, just look at the juxtaposition between, say, a Titanosaur and a Hummingbird, and then a Bukharan Jew and a Beta Israel! Still part of a cohesive whole, but one diverse and heterogeneous in a wonderful way!

People keep focusing on a single major tragic event in our past - the End-Cretaceous extinction, and the Shoah - as if we don't both have a rich and vibrant history before and after those events that is wroth focusing on, discussing, and celebrating!

We also both have a fairly famous member of each of our groups that isn't exactly indicative of what we're like as a whole and also people are way more obsessed with that individual species/person than they are with actual living dinosaurs/Jews (Tyrannosaurus rex and Jesus)

A lot of folk act like our old members - the Israelites/Biblical Jews and Nonavian Dinosaurs - are very distinct fro our living members - modern Jews and Birds - when... no, we're just continuations and the natural evolutions of the past...

Similarly, the general consensus is that we were both "replaced" - dinosaurs by mammals, and Judaism by Xtianity. This is very false - both Jews and Dinosaurs are still here, thanks, and actually Dinosaurs are doing better than ever, and better than mammals

Both of us are mistakenly called "lizards" (whether people or terrible) despite neither of us being anywhere close to lizards

People are obsessed with us in a conspiracy-minded way?? We're always the subjects of weird conspiracy theories for no other reason than this public fascination with our existence??? For Jews the list is infinite, but there's a surprising amount for dinosaurs too (the whole "birds aren't real" thing, for a start...)

Our modern members are being attacked in truly alarming quantities - birds are killed in droves by outdoor cats, and antisemitic hate crimes keep rising dramatically in the United States and elsewhere - and yet no one cares outside of specific circles??? Wtf???

Despite being truly ancient groups by many standards - surviving animal clades and continuous human cultures - we are both fortunate to have complete and detailed knowledge of our histories over this vast expanse of time, one via the written record of the Jewish people preserved expertly over time, and the other via the detailed fossil record for dinosaurs extending from the Mesozoic into the Cenozoic and today. We both preserve our history - as carefully as we can!

Disney's Dinosaur, one of the better dinosaur films made post-1980, is literally the story of Moses and the Israelites wandering the desert. Frankly, dinosaurs wander the desert so much in documentaries and film, the comparisons to wilderness wandering and exile write themselves

The "dinosaur" community (at large, fans of dinosaurs, scientists, people in entertainment involving dinos) and the Jewish community have so much overlap it's embarrassing. We're drawn to each other. Jeff Goldbum. Jon Favreau. Stephen Jay Gould. Tilly Edinger. Ross from Friends. The list goes on.

The similarities are too uncanny. Dinosaurs are the Jews of animals, or Jews are the Dinosaurs of People, or both, or the same, or all dinosaurs practice Judaism in their hearts, or something. Take your pick. Whatever framework you want to use, there's no way around it - all Dinosaurs are Jewish!

L'CHAIM!

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honestly this is so funny and kinda beautiful to me

can't believe thanks to me and @battle-of-the-birds we've managed to completely unionize @ultimate-poll-tournament

@nicejewishcharactershowdown and @tournament-winners-tournament are now a team too

this truly is the communism site

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R8 - FINALS!!: @battle-of-the-birds AND @a-dinosaur-a-day VS @tournament-winners-tournament AND @nicejewishcharactershowdown

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R7 - SEMIFINALS!!: @tournament-winners-tournament VS @nicejewishcharactershowdown

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R7 - SEMIFINALS!!: @tournament-winners-tournament VS @nicejewishcharactershowdown

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Welcome to the disabled comic showdown!

Is your fave from or in a comic book? Are they in some way disabled? Then this is the competition for you!

Rules:

-No real people

-The character must be from an existing comic and in some way disabled

-You may submit multiple characters/have multiple submissions

-Only submit a character once please, it just clogs the responses up (ex. Dont submit someone 5 times)

-Please be civil!

-Propaganda is allowed! Either tag me or reblog one of the posts!

-This will be a 32 character tournament

Submissions will be open until the end of @divorced-swag-tournament! Submit characters here!

Characters that are automatically in:

-Matt Murdock (Daredevil) [marvel]

-Clint Barton (Hawkeye) [marvel]

-Flash Thompson (Agent Venom) [marvel]

-Barbara Gordon (Oracle) [dc]

Run by the same person as @divorced-swag-tournament and inspired by polls like:

@mad-scientist-showdown @cringefaillosersummit @teenagemutantninjaturtleshowdown @ultimate-poll-tournament @irlcats-bracket @sun-n-moon-showdown @catholic-character-tournament and more!

Taging for good measure @tournamentdirectory

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R7 - SEMIFINALS!!: @tournament-winners-tournament VS @nicejewishcharactershowdown

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R7 - SEMIFINALS!!: @tournament-winners-tournament VS @nicejewishcharactershowdown

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you got swept 25/75 im sorry </3

R7 - SEMIFINALS!!: @battle-of-the-birds VS @a-dinosaur-a-day

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that's sad honestly </3

though i am happy to take over the government if it is wished :) maybe next saturday if that works for everyone

R7 - SEMIFINALS!!: @battle-of-the-birds VS @a-dinosaur-a-day

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YEP IT IS! the counsel has decided

R7 - SEMIFINALS!!: @battle-of-the-birds VS @a-dinosaur-a-day

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R7 - SEMIFINALS!!: @tournament-winners-tournament VS @nicejewishcharactershowdown

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