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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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Helena Bonham Carter in her London house for Vogue magazine, 2020.

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Being stuck in a time loop for so long, you remember it clearly. And the loop was on the day she rejected you too. You didn’t have to, as it will loop back anyway, but you responded as you always did. You can already hear her rejection in your mind. “Ah it’s okay I-” “Sure why not.”

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Kill Zeus for her.

As one of Zeus bastard children, you are doomed to be targeted by Hera, however you found a way to get on the queens good side before she found out who your father is.

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my manager just asked me what my hobbies are outside of work and i cannot accurately describe how surreal it was. it was like being asked by the guy who locked you in the dungeon if you used to do anything fun before they locked you in the dungeon.

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I don't fuck with her music but that mindset is gold. Imma buy a mirror to myself now.

The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

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XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS Season 2, Episode 15, ‘A Day in the Life’

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BRUTUS NO-

Xena: Wanna take a stab at being social?

Brutus: I do like stabbing.

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You know you are oblivious when even the gods were like "They are clearly married."

Xena: Aphrodite, there’s something we need to tell you. Gabrielle and I are dating.

Aphrodite: I’ve known for the last few years, you two are inseparable.

Gabrielle: Years? We’ve only been dating a few weeks!

Aphrodite: Then what were you doing before that?

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Tsianina Joelson as Varia in Xena: Warrior Princess

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Gabrielle: Come on, I want to show you something.

Gabrielle: *turns and walks away*

Xena: Nice.

Gabrielle: That's not it, but thank you.

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I love this show I should watch it in it's entirety when my exams are done.

Xena: Yes. Her wife: Absolutely not.

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Joxer: I’ve got a new game. It’s called Argo or Gabrielle. I give you real things I’ve heard Xena say and you have to tell me if she was talking to her horse or her girlfriend.

Gabrielle:

Xena: I don’t think I like this game.

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Gabrielle: You look good in that armour.

Xena: You know where else I'd look good?

Gabrielle, zero hesitation: My bed.

Xena, at the same time: By your side- what?

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Xena, watching Gabrielle from afar: Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss!

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Xena Warrior Princess 3.18 Fins, Femmes And Gems