ultimatebottom69
ultimatebottom69
Ultimatebottom69
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She/Him, 🇨🇵 (USA give me back the statue of Liberty ), ace of ♥️, Thick of ass, Genderfluid. Name : Bottom, 😁Multishipper😁, I simply love Lady Dimitrescu , (Cockroach victims, Apprentice Accountant) The USA is a nation that deserves only pity, go to fund local ressources kids. Fuck AI that shit nasty.Oh and if you read to this point here is a cool youtuber vid about hating France : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut-18OegudY
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ultimatebottom69 · 4 hours ago
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i think about this every day
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superhero who used to work shitty customer service jobs and it shows, specifically in their interactions with The Public
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NOT take it off
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Schiaparelli
Fall 2025 Haute Couture
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....Do people not explore and fuck around with their phones
Current writing advice I'm seeing on TikTok and Insta is telling authors to stop using em dashes in their work because, "AI uses em dashes so people will think you've used AI."
Y'know, the AI that was trained on the stolen work of real authors?
Anyway, I will not be doing that. What I will be doing, however, is adding a note at the start of all my books that no AI was used in the creation of my work because I, the author, did not go to university for four fucking years to study English literature and linguistics only to be told I can't use proper grammar because someone might think a robot wrote it.
Fucking, insane.
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ultimatebottom69 · 4 hours ago
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I hate the gymbro side of the internet because a lot of it is extremely toxic but I once saw a gymbro meme that was like “befriending the local trans guy so I can steal his testosterone” and I think that’s hilarious and a great plot idea for a movie. Deeply unhappy bigoted red pill meathead gym rat starts trying to befriend a trans man to steal his testosterone and ends up genuinely clicking with him and going on a journey of self discovery that either ends in the protag realizing he’s gay and in love with his friend or transitioning to a woman.
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gonna start attaching this to emails
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people are so susceptible to advertising that half the time you don't even realise you're being advertised to.
that multi million dollar company isn't posting about fanfic or shipping because woahhh the social media intern is going off the rails!!!1!!1! they're posting about it because they know it drives engagement from fandoms, because fandoms are a very powerful force when it comes to selling your product.
they're counting on the general public to screenshot their posts, then post then elsewhere as free promo. they see things trending on social media and join in not because they're fun and trendy, but because they're trying to sell you something.
stop giving these companies free promo. ignore their "fandom" posts, ignore their attempts to join in with trends, stop doing their jobs for free.
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ultimatebottom69 · 4 hours ago
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maybe subconsciously but a lot of people really do not believe women are intelligent enough to be funny on purpose, or absurd/ironic on purpose, or make art that makes people uncomfortable on purpose. “omfg how did she not realise how this would come off” she realised. i promise she realised. i’m going to kill you.
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ultimatebottom69 · 9 hours ago
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but i can't be your cradle forever
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ultimatebottom69 · 9 hours ago
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I love Luka so much I feel physically ill. He's so cute WHY IS HE SO CUTE I want to take care of him. He activates my parental instincts. I need to put him in a dress and throw him a tea party
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Bride Hyuna :3
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ultimatebottom69 · 9 hours ago
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no one:
the pfps in your notes when ur post goes viral:
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ultimatebottom69 · 9 hours ago
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Dumping all my edits on Tumblr
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ultimatebottom69 · 9 hours ago
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love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm
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